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  swyeter

I tagged this one a joke but with some of the experiences I have encountered I am not so sure. How many of you had have similar experiences with the following?





Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager; I am ready".

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

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buatbu

Aug 19 @ 10:11PM  
I'm glad you posted that. I thought it was me. I am always saying, "Could you repeat that, please?"
Dominus

Aug 19 @ 10:20PM  
No kidding...I used to have a friend who worked as a net engineer for UUnet...she said that one time there was a case in Dominica where they were having some relay problems. It was such an out-of-the-way locale that all they had there was a single modem.

My friend asked them to tell her which lights were lit up on the modem so she could help to identify their problems. The customer said they didn't know.

She said "What do you mean you don't know? Just look at the modem and tell me."

But the customer replied they couldn't look at the modem. It was the most valuable piece of computer equipment in their community so they kept it locked in a safe at all times with holes drilled in the side of the safe for the wires to pass through.

And these are the people who are now helping out your banks and credit unions with "customer care" lines?

I weep for the future.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 19 @ 10:25PM  
i think i talked to him yesterday.

Lisa46

Aug 19 @ 10:40PM  
yep I've talked to the idiot before I ended up IM a old boyfriend and asked for help!
Wordsofwit

Aug 19 @ 11:14PM  
A guy visiting Seattle wants to see the city from the air, so he hires a helicopter service to give the tour. The tour is underway when suddenly the chopper is flying in heavy fog. Try as they may, they can't get out of the fog and are lost, fuel is becoming an issue. Suddenly, they see a bright light and fly towards it. It is illuminating a large parking lot and they land.
A security guard comes up to them and the pilot asks, "Where are we?"
The security guard replies, "In a helicopter."
The pilot thanks him and they take off. The pilot flies the copter straight through the fog to the airport and they land.
The guy is amazed by all of this. "How did you do that? How did you know?"
The pilot replied, "Well, I asked him a question and he responded with a correct answer, but it represented useless information. So right then I knew that we were at Microsoft headquarters."
bentan

Aug 20 @ 12:07AM  
One of these days I wanna sit in on them MBA classes and see what they teach managers of the future.
casuallylooking

Aug 20 @ 12:07AM  
I think this is the guy that called me the other day........I told him I'm really not interested 3 times before he finally said "If you have any questions call 1-800- blah blah blah" Yeah, okay just one question. What the hell did he say after I picked up the phone and said Hello, until he said if I had any questions? And he was calling form my credit card company....that's just scarey.
lifeizabitch

Aug 20 @ 10:22AM  
It has been rumored that the US gonvernment has been "out-sourced" to Mexico; stay tuned for late breaking news on this.

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