> > > > A man came home from work and found his three
> > > > Children outside, still
> > > > In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
> > > > Food boxes and wrappers
> > > > Strewn all around the front yard.
> > > >
> > > > The door of his wife's car was open, as was
> > > > The front door to the house
> > > > And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding
> > > > Into the entry, he found
> > > > An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked
> > > > Over, and the throw rug was
> > > > Wadded against one wall.
> > > >
> > > > In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
> > > > Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys
> > > > And various items of clothing.
> > > >
> > > > In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,
> > > > Breakfast food was spilled on the
> > > > Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog
> > > > Food was spilled on the floor,
> > > > a broken glass lay under the table, and a
> > > > Small pile of sand was spread
> > > > By the back door.
> > > >
> > > > He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
> > > > Toys and more piles of
> > > > Clothes,looking for his wife. He was worried
> > > > She might be ill, or that
> > > > Something serious had happened.
> > > >
> > > > He was met with a small trickle of water as it
> > > > Made its way out the bathroom door.
> > > >
> > > > As he peered inside he found wet towels,
> > > > Scummy soap and more toys
> > > > Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a
> > > > Heap and toothpaste had been
> > > > Smeared over the mirror and walls.
> > > >
> > > > As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
> > > > Still curled up in the bed
> > > > In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up
> > > > At him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
> > > > He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
> > > > Happened here today?"
> > > >
> > > > She again smiled and answered, "You know every
> > > > Day when you come home
> > > > From work and you ask me what in the world I do all
> > > > Day?"
> > > >
> > > > "Yes," was his incredulous reply.
> > > >
> > > > She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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