A man walks into a bar.
He says, " Bartender, line up 7 shots of whiskey".
So, the bartender sets them up, and watches the guy downing them in session.
The bartender was a bit bored, so, he says." Say fella, are you celebrating or sad?"
The man replies, "I'm celebrating."
Bartender asks, "What are you celebrating?"
The man replied, " My first blow job."
Man is finishing the last couple of shots.
Bartender says, " Let me buy you another shot to help celebrate."
Man replies, " NO THANKS, if 7 doesn't. kill the taste, an 8th won't. help.
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