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High Tech Restaurant (Joke)

posted 8/17/2007 9:23:47 PM |
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HI-TECH RESTAURANT

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he
waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait.
And I am programmed t o converse with you until a table is ready, if you please."

Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, "Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e

y-o-u-r

p-e-o-p-l-e

g-o-i-n-g

t-o

n-o-m-i-n-a- t-e

H-i-l-l-a-r- y?"

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LedZepFan

Aug 17 @ 9:55PM  
You're bad.....
NachoBaby

Aug 17 @ 11:23PM  
That's just snerky enough to be funny!
bentan

Aug 18 @ 4:13AM  
lmao ... where can I get a bot like this one? I'm a little tired of talking to my Roomba.
DesertSmile

Aug 18 @ 7:09PM  
Now this one is worth passing along - even to my staunch Democrat of a sister...

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