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posted 8/17/2007 12:40:29 PM |
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  ladybootscooter

A cowboy from Texas hauling his horse in a trailer to a rodeo gets pulled over by an Oklahoma State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. 

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket As he was doing >that, he kept swatting at some flies that were persistently buzzing around his head. 
 
The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' a problem with them circle flies ?" 
 
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies." 
 
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." 
 
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?" 
 
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass." 
 
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket. 

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texasdrawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though. 

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alybai42

Aug 17 @ 12:49PM  
Good_lil_feller

Aug 17 @ 12:56PM  
Yeah, I always loved this joke!
Lisa46

Aug 17 @ 1:11PM  
okay this one I haven't heard and I like it! Matter of fact think I will copy it and send it to a friend on the IPD
maggiemae1969

Aug 17 @ 1:28PM  
now that was funny .....
Ewe_Wish

Aug 17 @ 1:46PM  
That was funny!!!
max49

Aug 17 @ 4:04PM  
YAHOOO!!! Stormy's back. Way to go girl. That is funny. Kudo sweetie.
borty293

Aug 17 @ 4:09PM  
See ...I told ya ...flies are more intelligent than people give them credit for...that's how my pet fly got the name Anus...god rest his soul..
Ashinatrix

Aug 17 @ 6:05PM  
hornytoad55

Aug 17 @ 9:22PM  
Great one LadyBootScooter I haven't heard that one.
LilGriz

Aug 17 @ 9:30PM  
Yeah, LBS,
NachoBaby

Aug 17 @ 9:52PM  
Oh! SNAP! that was classic!

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