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Am I a Freak because I have an " Asian Amputee Midget Fetish " ??

posted 8/15/2007 10:45:05 AM |
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  guitarguy878

I mean , come on, easy access to BOTH holes,if she wore a vest with a handle, cup holder & a couple of pockets on it for the remotes,& room for an ashtray it'd be just like having a living , breathing sex brief-case !!

Just think, I could wear a special back-pack that I could carry her in when we go out & when I feel the need to " relieve myself ",.. I could just take her out, lay her down like a lil' coffee table & go at it & have a drink, watch the game,..or whatever.Anyway, my therapist says I'm making great progress , but still makes me lay on the couch face down,....wtf ?!?!

ps : & BTW- for the " peeping tom " who was " boooing " me.....a real B I G ,......F**K YOU ! ......LOL!!!
later, mutants, deviants & fellow pervs,...

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Am I a Freak because I have an " Asian Amputee Midget Fetish " ??


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dragonsflame61

Aug 15 @ 10:47AM  
Oh your a hoot if I ever seen one!!!
lifeizabitch

Aug 15 @ 10:48AM  
Sounds like your therapist has a "handle" on the situation,lol.
NachoBaby

Aug 15 @ 11:27AM  
hmmm I'm a midget.. one out three good enough?

You gotta watch those therapists though, they will try to convince you that a cigar is just a cigar.. the freaks.
maggiemae1969

Aug 15 @ 11:27AM  
well I think I wanna laugh......... but you might get worse if I do ....... and putting the whole midget thing aside....... prolly just freaky in general , is that what your going for?Cause brother you have arrived!!!!
frankbarks

Aug 15 @ 12:10PM  
email the idea to Honda, they may build a robot to those specs, along with wireless internet, a terrabyte of memory, super-thin screen, mega-bass, back-up camera, self-parking on your lap....
Ewe_Wish

Aug 15 @ 12:56PM  
luv2liclst

Aug 15 @ 3:13PM  
ya still gotta feed it!
eroticgoth1

Sep 23 @ 3:36PM  
Who could "Boo" this blog? I love it.... Now why do I have the mental image of the midget being struck with a riding crop while blindfolded..? Hmmm

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Am I a Freak because I have an " Asian Amputee Midget Fetish " ??