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A Bronze Rat...................................Just For My Buddy ~ Dayna

posted 8/13/2007 7:26:18 PM |
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I was just visiting San Francisco and stopped at a small store in Chinatown where I noticed a small bronze statue of a rat. Thinking it’d be a perfect gift for a friend who collected weird items I asked the owner, "How much" and he replied "$50 for the rat and $1000 for the story behind it".

I told him, "Forget the story"; but bought the rat and left.

As I was walking down the street I noticed a couple of live rats following me and as I continued to walk, more and more rats start following. By now I was starting to get a little concerned and started running until I found myself at the end of a pier on the waterfront. By this time there are thousands and thousands of rats on the pier with me and I was so exhausted from running I dropped the rat and it bounced off the pier into the ocean. I stood and watched in amazement as all the rats followed; leaping off of the pier and drowning.

I rushed back to the store and when I walked in the owner saw me and said, "Aha, I knew you’d come back for the story".

"Nope" I replied, "I didn’t come for the story but do want to know if you have any bronze Trolls for sell?"

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Aug 13 @ 7:27PM  
Dayna, I had him ship the bronze troll straight to your house so when you see it’s from me don’t think it’s a bomb and throw it away.

And no, they did not have any bronze statues of me either.

Aug 13 @ 7:32PM  
Well darling I would say something very rude and crude as you would expect

but I am a fraid I am a sheep

Oh fuck that Do they carry any Bronzed Assholes?????

Kudos to you darling!!

Aug 13 @ 7:33PM  
I heard it about two years ago and laughed my ass off only the setting was Galveston and the next statue was of a Mexican, not a troll.

Aug 13 @ 7:35PM  
Yeah Words, that's the beauty of this one. The troll can be changed with anything. Your least favorite sports team, political party, etc, etc.

Aug 13 @ 7:38PM  
Oh fuck that Do they carry any Bronzed Assholes?????

No sweets I asked, they didn't have any statues of you either.

Aug 14 @ 10:28AM  
I'm so glad they didn't have any of me either

Aug 14 @ 2:09PM  
Ah shucks Lisa, I got to admit I looked for one of you but had I found one I would have brought it home with me and placed it in my bed.

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A Bronze Rat...................................Just For My Buddy ~ Dayna