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posted 8/13/2007 11:30:52 AM |
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  Lisa46


A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work..

So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

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ynot7769

Aug 13 @ 11:47AM  
lifeizabitch

Aug 13 @ 1:27PM  
I needed a good laugh today; thank you.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 13 @ 3:22PM  


kudos for another joke i hadnt heard.
FUNGUY007

Aug 13 @ 4:11PM  
Cute

Funguy
borachone

Aug 14 @ 1:06AM  
Psst Lisa I'll come over and help your tomatoes if you come over here and work with my cucumbers
bentan

Aug 14 @ 7:02AM  
Lisa look at what you did to my finger!
max49

Aug 14 @ 7:48AM  
LMAO... Good one Lisa.
redman68938

Sep 5 @ 10:21AM  
lol , that was funny ,

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