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posted 8/12/2007 12:31:10 PM |
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  Lisa46

Wednesday morning went to Ynots to start cleaning up his apartment OMG His bathroom was in shambles!!! I go in close the door and just look around in awe I hear him mumble I open the door and say WHAT?? He looks at me with those baby browns and says "see Lisa it ain't tooo bad" whereas I just go yeah right! I start washing and throwing things away! He's happily typing away on the keypad! Here comes MOM yelling why aren't you helping her?? He replies Mom I hurt my back when I heard she was coming over today errr I mean I twisted it when I got up this morning 3 hours after cleaning his bathrooom I go to the guest bathroom.. wooohooo 20 minutes its done! I proceed back to his room He's still on the computer moaning away oh my back I change the bed fold clothes start cleaning "his" corner papers and more papers oh wow lookie there is a garbage can under this pile! I run the sweeper after covering him up with all the papers in the corner... Time to go home here comes MOM Lisa you need to eat! your gonna get sick I replied "no thanks mom this room has turned my tummy" she says oh yeah never mind! I go home. I returned this morning mom is gone!!! I start yelling at ynot get outta bed you lazy shit! He raises one eyebrow and points to the door! Humm I run out I'm not entirely stupid Change moms bed (she already washed the sheets) clean the living room time to sweep!!! wow only been here an hour?? I go in the bedroom lay across the bed and start visiting with ynot!! He's reading blogs to me and refuses to put my commments So I say a few words and what does he doooo to me!! He attacks me with his cane! I run from the room laughing you can't catch me HE DID!!!!! He beat me with his cane cause I wasn't done cleaning! MEAN MAN!!! I got welts on my back from his cane I tried to call mom and he pushed toward the sweeper yelling at me to sweep!! He has company coming and the apartment must look nice! I finish with my chores and ask if i can go home now?? he told me NO I still need to take out the trash walk the dogs again and he wants the back porch washed down! WTF??? I walked the dogs as i took out the trash then I snuck out the door and came home catch me now Y

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ynot7769

Aug 12 @ 12:38PM  
He attacks me with his cane!


see i TOLD you i knew why you were having trouble gettin laid.......THAT ......was NOT my cane.........

oh....btw..you left your chairs on the patio...........BUT i'll keep em safe till your next adventure here ..............tyvm
ynot7769

Aug 12 @ 12:38PM  
and yes yes i gave ya a damn kudo
Lisa46

Aug 12 @ 12:41PM  
I thought of the chairs when i got home! I'll get them later

that wasn't your cane??? wonders why the fuck I ran then
ynot7769

Aug 12 @ 12:48PM  
wonders why the fuck I ran then


combonation of fear n comon sense
Ewe_Wish

Aug 12 @ 1:38PM  
His bathroom was in shambles!!!

wondering if he is related to PK's roommates

THAT ......was NOT my cane.........

Which explains why he reads maps so well, if he can make an inch on a map a hundred miles, he can make a popsickle stick into a cane.

Wednesday morning went to Ynots to start cleaning up his apartment
L4f is thinking she has stolen LBS as secretary, maybe Lisa will clean her apartment......definitely better working enviroment.....and I believe in giving breaks (without cane usage)

Great Blog Lisa!!! Definitely deserves to be in the hall of Fame of shit to know about Ynot. (or better described as the many reasons Ynot lives alone )

I'll even give you a kudo for that, although Ynot gave you one and he knows he's suppose to keep them for me, I'll let him get by with it this once.

HollyHummy

Aug 12 @ 2:16PM  

Now we know the truth....
Thanks Lisa this enlightening Blog!!!
LilGriz

Aug 12 @ 2:19PM  
Hmmm, I thought he lived with his mommy

Hey Lisa, if L4F lets you, can you come over to clean my cave? Mom doesn't live with me, I definately don't have a "cane" to beat you with, and there may be some extra perks, plus I iron all my shirts, so you don't have to. Just don't wash my coffee pot! Sorry the scenery wouldn't be as spectacular - I spend most of my time nude.
Lisa46

Aug 12 @ 3:59PM  
maybe Lisa will clean her apartment......definitely better working enviroment.....and I believe in giving breaks (without cane usage)


Bet you pay better also!! He owes me a dinner

I spend most of my time nude
.

Griz honey I"m on my way!!!! I may try to get my hands on that hairy body of your though
Ewe_Wish

Aug 12 @ 5:31PM  
Lisa-I feel compelled to warn you about something with Griz while the scenery is pretty awesome

I spend most of my time nude

When he screams on your knees bitch.........................he just wants you to scrub the toilet!!
Lisa46

Aug 12 @ 5:52PM  

When he screams on your knees bitch.........................he just wants you to scrub the toilet!!


glad you warned me I hate feeling stupid I would have gotten on my knees in front of him
LilGriz

Aug 12 @ 6:01PM  
Aw Dayna, you know what happens when she is done with the toilet, and still on her knees Lisa, she promised Y you wouldn't moonlight too much, as he is still counseling her My screams are'n too bad, more of a loud growl.
NachoBaby

Aug 12 @ 6:17PM  
WAit.. wait.. mom went home? Shit.. who's gonna control his rants and outbursts now???
ynot7769

Aug 12 @ 6:23PM  
WAit.. wait.. mom went home? Shit.. who's gonna control his rants and outbursts now???

NOBODY!!!! i'm on the loose and medicated........wahhoooooooo
LilGriz

Aug 12 @ 6:29PM  
Hey watch out "Y" is loose, and since he won't pull over, who knows where he will turn up. Better remove the firefly outside my cave door
Lisa46

Aug 12 @ 7:07PM  
My screams are'n too bad, more of a loud growl
.

should I mention I like growls??

NOBODY!!!! i'm on the loose and medicated........

anyone got any extra pain meds send them to me and I will slip them in his coffee



and that should shut him up!
LilGriz

Aug 12 @ 7:18PM  
Sorry, I don't do pain meds, just chocolate covered Espresso beans

Since Y doesn't know how to read a map, or pull over to (can I say it) ask directions (said it ), never know when he will show up back home.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 12 @ 8:14PM  
just chocolate covered Espresso beans
My kinda guy.....
hulkNpooh

Aug 12 @ 9:36PM  
psst...Lisa...i might have some sleeping pills you can slip into his coffee
bentan

Aug 14 @ 4:31AM  
chocolate covered Espresso beans

Just reminded me I have a box of that still sitting in my fridge. Munch time!

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