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Dayna Got Laid..................Off

posted 8/11/2007 5:22:36 PM |
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  swyeter

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Dayna. or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Dayna came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: " Dayna, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" Dayna says. "I feel like shit right now..."


Know I'm going to catch hell from Dayna so I may as well start trying to make up now. So here's for you Dayna

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Ewe_Wish

Aug 11 @ 5:31PM  


Well, John that must be a social security joke, so I'll laugh when I am 65. Oh hell arent you almost there yourself. Sorry........I guess to you that was funny.



To clear up any misunderstandings however, I don't drink, but in order to fuck you I would have to start again


And i love you too sweetie. I'll even give you one of my kudos..........just as soon as I get your fucking support check.
swyeter

Aug 11 @ 5:53PM  
Just don't flush!

You ought to know all about social security joke seeing as how you are drawing it for mental disability.

Don't worry, I couldn't get drunk enough myself to fuck you again

I know you love me but like I said I still ain't paying one penny more than I have to because of you. I drop your check off at the Post Office each month, sans stamp and it comes back 3-4 days later because you refused to pay the postage. I’m so glad you’re still a tight ass.

Plus a support check is supposed to be "the fucking you get for the fucking you got". If that's the case I don't owe you a cent.




Ewe_Wish

Aug 11 @ 6:03PM  


You ought to know all about social security joke seeing as how you are drawing it for mental disability.
Yes, and you noticed I got qualified for it right after I married you.

I’m so glad you’re still a tight ass
Ah, yes your still after the tight ass arent you





swyeter

Aug 11 @ 6:11PM  
Ashinatrix

Aug 11 @ 6:17PM  
Oh swyeter..........
Ewe_Wish

Aug 11 @ 6:24PM  



swyeter

Aug 11 @ 6:31PM  
Dayna

Ashinatrix

Aug 11 @ 6:33PM  
Hey Dayna......
swyeter

Aug 11 @ 6:38PM  
Damn, I didn't realize that Ash and Dayna would take it personal

Ashinatrix

Aug 11 @ 6:42PM  
swyeter.....you may want to be careful about what kind of graphics you choose......
swyeter

Aug 11 @ 6:47PM  
Ash you know I don't care what others think as long as you know better.

mbk1

Aug 11 @ 7:02PM  
That is funny! You people are nuts. But I love ya all the same. Michael
Ewe_Wish

Aug 11 @ 7:03PM  
Ash you know I don't care what others think as long as you know better



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Aug 11 @ 9:10PM  
Is this an attempt by the poster at trying to be humorous unsuccessfully?
Ewe_Wish

Aug 11 @ 9:34PM  
Is this an attempt by the poster at trying to be humorous unsuccessfully
Swyeter is often unsuccessful when trying to be humerous, but he's just so darn adorable we give him a laugh or two..........now stop twisting my arm swyeter I told them what you wanted me to tell them.
Lisa46

Aug 11 @ 9:36PM  
LilGriz

Aug 11 @ 9:43PM  
swyeter

Aug 11 @ 10:22PM  
Het Dayna, when are you going to fill out a change of address card. Your bumper sticker got mailed to my house.

swyeter

Aug 11 @ 10:25PM  
Is this an attempt by the poster at trying to be humorous unsuccessfully?

Nah my witty one, I just posted a joke I saw and Dayna and I have to rib each other a little every now and again or people will start to think we like each other.
swyeter

Aug 11 @ 10:27PM  
Swyeter is often unsuccessful when trying to be humerous, but he's just so darn adorable we give him a laugh or two..........now stop twisting my arm swyeter I told them what you wanted me to tell them.

If I wanted to be humerous I'd just strip down and dance. Or even better I'd show the naked pictures of you on our wedding night.

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Dayna Got Laid..................Off