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Dress Code ?? posted 8/10/2007 8:40:19 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor   borachone Just ran across this on my home page. Might offend some Hope it gives us all a laugh DRESS CODE FOR PEOPLE OVER 40 These combinations should be avoided they DO NOT go together 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Mini skirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A navel ring and a gall bladder scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and heart monitors 9. Midriff shirts and midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a cane And last but not least my favorite .... 13. Thongs and Depends Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Ewe_Wish	Aug 10 @ 9:06PM
	4. Mini skirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 11. Short shorts and varicose veins Well SHIT!!! oh well I am a bad dress, but do ya wanna fuck?
Fckmhrdtnght	Aug 10 @ 9:08PM
your_lover38	Aug 10 @ 9:19PM
	lmao that "do you wanna fuck" is fast becoming what is known as a MEME lol see encyclopedia dramatica for details lol....its easier to see one than to explain one....its one of those things you just get right away once ya see it.
NightOfOld	Aug 10 @ 9:40PM
HollyHummy	Aug 10 @ 9:47PM
NachoBaby	Aug 10 @ 9:49PM
	OH my gawd.. and the one I saw today... halter tops and national geographic bewbies.
lickrick	Aug 10 @ 10:00PM
	Bikinis and liver spots EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
playbunnie69	Aug 11 @ 12:56AM
	Yuckkkk i hope thats never me! lol cute thou