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WHY WE NEED UNIVERSAL HEATH CARE IN AMERICA

posted 8/10/2007 2:49:14 PM |
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  DickSlippery

I’m sittin here loaded, all hopped up on these generic Viagras I got off the internet from India, so I have this throbbing hard-on and nothing 2 do but beat it while watching The Price is Right , thereby reaffirming my masculinity becuz if I wuz queer I wouldn’t be whacking it while imagining the lovely Elizabeth sitting on my face. I would, however, probably squeeze off a couple thinking about myself in those fucking shoes! OMG…they are simply fabulous! Uh-oh…wuz that the sound of Jimmy Choo kicking open my closet door? God – I hope not. I don’t know how 2 dance.

So, anyway, yeah…I bought these black market dick pills, right? I figure since they come from Uzbekistan or some god forsaken place I better juice it up a little, U know…just 2 be sure it’s gonna take, right? So I take like...I don't know... twelve of these things, and it turns out they fucking work pretty good. My dick's harder than Biomolecular Physics. Great…now the old lady has gone 2 work and I’ve had this fucking monster in my lap for like…I don’t know…three..three and a half hours or so. Fucking wonderful. They say if Ur dick stays hard for four hours Ur supposed 2 call the doctor. Fuck that shit…I’m calling a fucking news crew! Niggas need 2 know about this shit right here! (All right – I ripped that last bit from one of U guys. (Probably Pudge2you, but whose paying attention anyway? U know I only do it cuz I want 2 lick Ur man-pussy, lover…wow…sometimes I even freak myself out…) It’s been awhile, so I could probably claim I came up with it independently and get away with it…it’s not like anyone can prove it. But U and I would know the truth, wouldn’t we? I’m not trying 2 get all caught up in that fucking drama. No fucking thank U… I’d rather just cop 2 the shit now and be done with it…) Now I fucking forgot what I wuz talking about. It's probably for the best...really. It usually iz...

U guys think I’m bullshittin about these fucking pills, don’t U? Check this shit out…I haven’t touched the space bar once with my hands during this entire fucking blog. True story…not a once. I’m just bing bing bingin away over here. I picked up like fifteen words a minute. And don’t tell me about ejaculating, either. If I come any more I’ll be there. Still rock fucking hard. I put out a fucking window. Still rock hard. I shot one off a little while ago that fucking ricocheted off the monitor and came back at me! Damned 2 near gave me a concussion. Or…at least I’d be sitting here with jizz in my hair, and that’s not really cool either.

It’d be a damned shame 2 let an erection of this magnitude go completely 2 waste, so I think I’m gonna go take some pictures of myself putting a hat on my head with my cock. It should work…it’s a beret. Let me know if U want a copy. Until then I’ll just keep on

Keeping U posted

DS

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Pudge2you

Aug 10 @ 2:56PM  
No pics for me thanks... And ya dude you're freaking out a bit I think... It's probably because you haven't been blogging (here at AMD) for a while. I always enjoy it when you do and am happy to provide material whenever I can... You don't even have to lick me for it... this time at least...

Good to see you out here Bro.

BTW I'm not sure I'm the one that came up with that... but until the real dude cops to it I'm happy to take the credit.
DickSlippery

Aug 10 @ 3:02PM  
LOL...No worries, Bro! I'm just trying 2 get PrincessKissy all riled up cuz I mentioned licking U instead of her!

SHIT! She's probably gonna read this, huh?

DS
Pudge2you

Aug 10 @ 3:06PM  
Very soon.... sounds like I better duck too... thanks for getting me in trouble too...
PrincessKissy

Aug 10 @ 3:51PM  
Yeah yeah yeah.... fuck the both of ya's... and not with my pretty pink pussy either
bentan

Aug 10 @ 3:57PM  
Ya still got an erection dude? My water buffalo just croaked and we be needing a new plow.
tetons

Aug 10 @ 6:03PM  
That four hour erection thing; I always picture the guy, his secretary pushed over the desk, he's pumping away, with a cell phone to his ear. "Hey doc, gonna need ya on standby. I'm at 3 hours, 45 minutes. But don't get here early."
jezzarae

Aug 10 @ 6:55PM  
So dick why havent you put all those pictures we all sent you to better use?
mutual_needs

Aug 10 @ 8:26PM  
Hilarious!
NachoBaby

Aug 10 @ 9:33PM  
Gawdammit.. didn't they start airing the final part of the commercial? If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.. come to MY DAMNED HOUSE!!!
mrknowuwell

Aug 11 @ 7:41AM  
After 4 hours the foreplay is winding down...........and the real fun begins.........
shy_sexy_kitten

Aug 11 @ 3:07PM  
Kitty's rolling on her back laughing

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