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Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant

posted 8/8/2007 6:40:29 PM |
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  Lisa46

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their corn bread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and, again, shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.

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ynot7769

Aug 8 @ 6:44PM  


mrknowuwell

Aug 8 @ 6:45PM  
I resembles that thar re mark....
borachone

Aug 8 @ 6:47PM  
When I did that as soon as she gained her composure she broke my jaw go figure
chocolatemilf

Aug 8 @ 6:48PM  
What's the name of that restuarant.................
NightOfOld

Aug 8 @ 7:03PM  



max49

Aug 8 @ 7:16PM  
LMAO... Good one Lisa.
bentan

Aug 8 @ 7:25PM  
He he ... I know that maneuver too!
Sexykitten726

Aug 8 @ 8:03PM  
Hahaa!
That is so funny
BigFlirt

Aug 8 @ 8:11PM  
Oldie but goodie..... Wonder if that would work???
FUNGUY007

Aug 8 @ 8:51PM  
She must of been a northerner, never said thanks.

Funguy
sumdaysoon

Aug 8 @ 10:21PM  
it's still funny..........
33john

Aug 8 @ 10:57PM  
Blueyesprkln

Aug 9 @ 2:07AM  
I'm with Chocolate, I want to know the name of the place. Come on over Choco and we'll go down and see if we can get the same service. lol
Looking4ever

Aug 9 @ 3:46AM  
Oldie but goodie..... Wonder if that would work???

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Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant