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posted 8/8/2007 6:26:32 PM |
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WOMAN'S PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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lickrick

Aug 8 @ 6:31PM  
Minee has a 12 car garage with sports cars and other assorted toys. LOL.
Lisa46

Aug 8 @ 6:54PM  
One who'll call, not wait for weeks

that would be nice all by itself
TommyBoy4370

Aug 8 @ 6:58PM  
Lisa! I told you I would call.. I have tried, but you gave me a 1 900 number!
1-900-FUCK-OFF is out of order!
mrknowuwell

Aug 8 @ 7:20PM  
to bad TB...the num lisa gave me was good....I heard her breathin heavy...thats all she wrote....
Lisa46

Aug 8 @ 9:59PM  
Lisa! I told you I would call.. I have tried, but you gave me a 1 900 number!
1-900-FUCK-OFF is out of order!

Tommy I told you it was 1-909-FUCK-OFF

See you can't even rewrite a number
Stringsvrs

Aug 8 @ 10:01PM  
That was Adams prayer
And if you try to answer the woman's prayer it could leave you like ( ).
mrlixx

Aug 8 @ 10:46PM  
Lisa if they don't call you they are really stupid
Ashinatrix

Aug 8 @ 11:02PM  

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