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The Man's Remote (Joke)

posted 8/8/2007 3:02:14 PM |
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  swyeter

Since HollyHummy posted theThe Woman's Remote (Joke) I thought it only fair to post the Man's Remote.



And or course we also have an alternate model.

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buatbu

Aug 8 @ 3:06PM  
Good one but you are going to PISS OFF some of the ladies.
ynot7769

Aug 8 @ 3:06PM  
if they don't have a lifetime garuntee........ummm i'll take ...10 of em' ................well what shipment size gets me the best discount?
NightOfOld

Aug 8 @ 3:13PM  

Does it work on all women ?
swyeter

Aug 8 @ 3:18PM  
Ahh buatbu, most of the ladies know that I love them and was smiling when I posted this. The others, well let's just say I hope no one gives them my address or phone #.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 8 @ 3:21PM  





swyeter

Aug 8 @ 3:22PM  
if they don't have a lifetime garuntee........ummm i'll take ...10 of em' ................well what shipment size gets me the best discount?


Y, we had to stop the lifetime guarentee because we discovered they are not hammer proof. They are a bargain at $9.99 each with a baker's dozen of by 12 get one free.

Does it work on all women ?

Night, we have found them to be effective on all women without a hammer.


swyeter

Aug 8 @ 3:23PM  
Looking if what you been doing to me is nice I hate to see you not nice.
Want me to send you a hammer?

Ewe_Wish

Aug 8 @ 3:26PM  
Want me to send you a hammer?
No, I just want you to return the one of mine you stole. Btw how many stitches did it take after they removed it from your head?
swyeter

Aug 8 @ 3:28PM  
No, I just want you to return the one of mine you stole. Btw how many stitches did it take after they removed it from your head?

And everyone keeps asking why I insist on wearing a helmet.
Ashinatrix

Aug 8 @ 3:36PM  
Freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!!!

There are so fewer buttons on the mans remote....guess cause they are so easily confused!!!

My boyfriends always hide the remote from me ....havent figured that one out yet...
ynot7769

Aug 8 @ 3:42PM  
Y, we had to stop the lifetime guarentee because we discovered they are not hammer proof. They are a bargain at $9.99 each with a baker's dozen of by 12 get one free
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certainly a great price.....any chance of ya makin me one with like maybe a titanium case?
swyeter

Aug 8 @ 3:43PM  
Ahh Ash give us a little credit. Men do have the simplified version for those who get confused by more than two buttons.

*****hides Ash's remote and watches here look for it, cold, cold, colder; heh heh heh****

swyeter

Aug 8 @ 3:50PM  
certainly a great price.....any chance of ya makin me one with like maybe a titanium case?

Yeah, but it would cost a little more and still no guarantee it would survive an assault from someone like looking4funat45’s hammer. Hers is bigger than mine.
PrincessKissy

Aug 8 @ 3:58PM  
Can we borrow Dayna's hammer for my picnic.... we need something to hit the PIÑATA with.... Picnic
Ewe_Wish

Aug 8 @ 3:59PM  
Hers is bigger than mine
I'll bet thats a comment you have had to say many many times John. About all sorts of tools.
swyeter

Aug 8 @ 4:14PM  
Can we borrow Dayna's hammer for my picnic.... we need something to hit the PIÑATA with.... Picnic
PK, you will have to talk to Dayna about her hammer but with the type of PIÑATA bashing you have planned I'm sure she will be more than happy to come and swing it for you.

On second thought after this next comment that I am addressing at her she will probably be wanting to keep it and find where I'm hiding so she can conk me again.
I'll bet thats a comment you have had to say many many times John. About all sorts of tools.
Looking mine may be little but as I told you before when I buy tires at least I have a car which is more than you can say when you buy bras.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 8 @ 5:40PM  
Looking mine may be little but as I told you before when I buy tires at least I have a car which is more than you can say when you buy bras.


This is true John, I am flat chested but i always thought that was your preference after that little ummmm.........................time in prison. But hey i may be wrong
mrknowuwell

Aug 8 @ 6:36PM  
Not only does Ash hide the remote.......she always is taking out the batteries for her BOB.....
borachone

Aug 8 @ 6:37PM  
Swyeter i'd take one but unfortunately I've got no one to use it on good one though
Lisa46

Aug 8 @ 7:08PM  
see if YOUR remote can work on me
swyeter

Aug 8 @ 8:47PM  
Not only does Ash hide the remote.......she always is taking out the batteries for her BOB.....
mrknowuwell ~ Ash's BOB is why I invested in Energizer and Maxwell and their stock has gone through the roof.

Swyeter i'd take one but unfortunately I've got no one to use it on good one though
borachone ~ you may still want to consider getting one while they're available. You never know when you might need one.

see if YOUR remote can work on me
Lisa ~ at the moment I know it won't work because Ash has stolen my batteries. But do I really need a remote for you?





mrknowuwell

Aug 8 @ 8:53PM  
I remember the good ol days...when BOB had a cord....all ya had to do was make sure you did not trip over all the extention cords runnin thru the house......
Ashinatrix

Aug 8 @ 10:30PM  
when BOB had a cord....

OMG!!!! I sooooooo remember those days!!!! The vibrator (which back then was called a "massager")would get sooooo hot!!! I was always soooo paranoid that I'd soak it and electrocute myself!!!
mrknowuwell

Aug 8 @ 10:31PM  
Not in the tub Ash.....not in the TUB.....
swyeter

Aug 9 @ 12:17AM  
And here I thought those were tats on Ash and now I discover they are really burn marks.

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