Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses? " The man never answered but just kept staring ahead.
Again the President said, "Moses! " in a loud voice. The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the president. Soon a secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you? " The secret service agent agreed with the President.
Well," said the President, "Every time I say his name, he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!" Again, the President yelled, "Moses!" and again the man stared ahead.
The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?"
The man leaned over and whispered, "Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert!"
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 7 @ 11:36PM
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Ok i laughted at your joke, I'll even give you a kudo so when do i get my support check and the free sex you promised me? 
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mbk1
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Aug 7 @ 11:37PM
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That was funny!
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TommyBoy4370
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Aug 7 @ 11:38PM
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You have some good jokes, but I'd have to say that this one was the worst of them
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HollyHummy
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Aug 7 @ 11:44PM
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Funny... 
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swyeter
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Aug 7 @ 11:45PM
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Looking you'll get your check as soon as the one in your cartoon fishing with Moses catches a fish.
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bentan
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Aug 7 @ 11:45PM
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And a good pic of Thor too!
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swyeter
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Aug 7 @ 11:54PM
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What can I say TommyBoy, I don't post jokes unless they make me laugh or I think them cute and when a friend sent this one to me I thought it cute. I didn't think it overly funny myself but like I said I did think it was cute. Now if one were overly religious or a Bush supporter I could see them not thinking it at least cute. Since I don't believe you to fit the overly religious category could I then assume that you are a Bush supporter?
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Ashinatrix
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Aug 7 @ 11:55PM
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swyeter
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Aug 7 @ 11:57PM
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Thanks Ash, see Tommy even Bush himself thinks this joke is # 1.
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 7 @ 11:58PM
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And a good pic of Thor too! Is that Thor the thunder God. Who came to earth and picked up a prostitute and had sex with her for 12 hours solid. Finally she said I cant take it anymore im done, and thor said you cant quit on me I'm thor and the prostitute said you think your thor, I'm so thor I don't think I can walk.
John, i noticed you said I wasnt getting the support check does that mean your still giving me the free sex? 
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swyeter
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Aug 8 @ 12:01AM
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Looking I thought you would still be to thor for anymore just yet.
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borachone
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Aug 8 @ 12:03AM
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Moses was a very wise man
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 8 @ 12:10AM
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Looking I thought you would still be to thor for anymore just yet.
Nah, I just shut BOB off before it gets to that point!!
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swyeter
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Aug 8 @ 12:18AM
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Looking I'm glad my name isn't BOB.
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 8 @ 12:24AM
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John, your name is going to be shit if I dont get my support check soon
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swyeter
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Aug 8 @ 12:38AM
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If you're going to keep bitching about it here's your check. In fact I'm also going to send you the back payments also.
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 8 @ 1:05AM
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If you're going to keep bitching about it here's your check. In fact I'm also going to send you the back payments also.
Just talk to my lawyer, John, and no matter what appearances may be he is no pussy.
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swyeter
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Aug 8 @ 9:42AM
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Looking
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