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posted 8/7/2007 12:01:29 PM |
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  MissMisty

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the
actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of
San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there
went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with
the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while
became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay,
and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back
of the head, and had been holding her brains in for
over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the
car because the doors were locked and Linda refuse d
to remove her hands from her head. When they finally
got in, they found that Lind a had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of
her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over
an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain
that's irrelevant.

Ok I don't mean to be rude...but...c'mon really !!!!!

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buatbu

Aug 7 @ 12:13PM  
Hey if headlines can read "SVU kills three people" Biscuits can be killer also.

It really is the driver of an SUV kills three people but the reporters are probably blond and democrats also.
bentan

Aug 7 @ 2:29PM  
Sorry ... I'm sure you only posted this story as a joke but it seems that this is yet another old urban legend:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp
MissMisty

Aug 7 @ 2:31PM  
if you knew it was a joke why the effort to make sure it wasn't funny anymore?
max49

Aug 7 @ 3:04PM  
LMFAO...
Pudge2you

Aug 7 @ 4:44PM  
In defense of ol' Ben.... Dumpy made him do it....
bentan

Aug 7 @ 5:58PM  
if you knew it was a joke why the effort to make sure it wasn't funny anymore?

Because I don't believe in coddling the funny bone with a lie. I'm as ready as any other to laugh at a joke but I love the truth more. Thanks to the mindless way these things get spread, I have seen some people unknowingly use supposedly "true" anecdotes like these for more serious purposes e.g. speeches to make some kind of point.

Such jokes are potentially harmful when they involve issues like race (e.g. the Eddie Murphy and Michael Jordan joke you posted earlier) and politics, hair-color (as this one did about blondes and Democrats). It is one thing to tell a joke that involves for example race but everyone understands did not really happen versus one where people are led to believe the story did happen.

So very sorry again to poop the joke fest but hey ... some things need to be said.
bentan

Aug 7 @ 6:12PM  
Oh by the way, just to be clear, I'm not upset at your jokes or anything. Though I sense you may be a little over-sensitive about others pointing out the truth to you. And before you say it, I do not ascribe your jokes to you as opinions. Never have (show me where exactly if you think I have), and never will.
borachone

Aug 7 @ 8:06PM  
Remind me not to go shopping with her explain that one to the insurance company
lickrick

Aug 8 @ 4:44AM  
This is nothing personal or an attack on you...

We have a long tradition in this country of blaming each other's polical party for the problems we face. In a very short period of time, We're all going to find out the hard way that both political parties are to blame for the County's problems And worse yet, They both belong to the same club! It's called: Divide & Conquer.

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