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A man was approached at the gates of heaven

posted 8/7/2007 8:05:34 AM |
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"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who
were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I
yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the !@#$ out of every one of
you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."

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Aug 7 @ 8:36AM  
LMFAO...Sounds about right

Aug 7 @ 10:25AM  

Aug 7 @ 2:40PM  
Oh wow!!

Aug 7 @ 10:38PM  

Aug 7 @ 10:40PM  

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