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posted 8/6/2007 1:09:12 PM |
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  nativeamr35

I am an asshole. The true depth and breadth of it will remain a secret until my dying day. I recently changed an internet profile to include info that I knew would not be received well. Things that could sound like a joke. But, rarely get taken as joking matter. The entire reason for my stating these details was to insight anger from the women of the site. Why would I do such a thing?

Simply to be me. I am an asshole. I do and say things that people don't like to hear or see. Is it some deep seeded psychosis that forces me to behave in a rude manner. Ok so maybe there is something wrong with me, but I'm not going to pay $150.00 and hour to find out.

You may be wondering what it was that I said. My comments were this;

"Flowers are for the garden, not saying things. Long walks on the beach aren't romantic, unless you like pouring salt down your pants. Cuddling is for cold winter days, its Florida, its hot, your sweaty, back off. Expensive gifts do not say, I love you, they do however say, I want to have sex with you again. Fairytales are for reading, real men burp and fart in public when you realy don't want them to. Your night in shinning armor might be wearing an AC/DC t-shirt right now, while driving his 1986 Camaro."

Its these thoughts that have kept me from being seen as a good man. I don't claim to be something I'm not. I am an asshole. I do however have momentary lapses of assholeness and it gives people the idea that I might be a nice guy. Just give it time, it will pass.

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redbronze

Aug 6 @ 2:02PM  
"Flowers are for the garden, not saying things.
so plant some in the garden


Long walks on the beach aren't romantic, unless you like pouring salt down your pants.
but they make for great exercize

Cuddling is for cold winter days, its Florida, its hot, your sweaty, back off.
Hold seaty hands this is as good as cuddling when it is hot

Expensive gifts do not say, I love you, they do however say, I want to have sex with you again.
I agree with you on this one LOL

Fairytales are for reading, real men burp and fart in public when you realy don't want them to.
Yeah real women do too.. LOL

Your night in shinning armor might be wearing an AC/DC t-shirt right now, while driving his 1986 Camaro."
Hey and what is wrong with this????
ladybootscooter

Aug 6 @ 3:15PM  
Ewe_Wish

Aug 6 @ 3:25PM  
nativeamr35

Aug 6 @ 7:46PM  
"so plant some in the garden"

I did, they wilted...guess some asshole didn't take care of them...

LBS, I got the admiting part down along time ago. It took a long time to figure out what step two was....

become a better asshole....

DesertSmile

Aug 6 @ 8:12PM  
I don't think you are an asshole, I think you are simply realistic, but to the chase, don't mince words and a total non-romantic.

All of this is well and good but you would be surprised how good you would feel if you did toss in a bit of romance. It's not unmanly at all !

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