Living up to my Moniker. posted 8/6/2007 1:09:12 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

nativeamr35

I am an asshole. The true depth and breadth of it will remain a secret until my dying day. I recently changed an internet profile to include info that I knew would not be received well. Things that could sound like a joke. But, rarely get taken as joking matter. The entire reason for my stating these details was to insight anger from the women of the site. Why would I do such a thing?

Simply to be me. I am an asshole. I do and say things that people don't like to hear or see. Is it some deep seeded psychosis that forces me to behave in a rude manner. Ok so maybe there is something wrong with me, but I'm not going to pay $150.00 and hour to find out.

You may be wondering what it was that I said. My comments were this;

"Flowers are for the garden, not saying things. Long walks on the beach aren't romantic, unless you like pouring salt down your pants. Cuddling is for cold winter days, its Florida, its hot, your sweaty, back off. Expensive gifts do not say, I love you, they do however say, I want to have sex with you again. Fairytales are for reading, real men burp and fart in public when you realy don't want them to. Your night in shinning armor might be wearing an AC/DC t-shirt right now, while driving his 1986 Camaro."

Its these thoughts that have kept me from being seen as a good man. I don't claim to be something I'm not. I am an asshole. I do however have momentary lapses of assholeness and it gives people the idea that I might be a nice guy. Just give it time, it will pass.

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Blogs by nativeamr35: Duality The Story of Kat. A new game....Points awarded Money. The World as we knew it. Living up to my Moniker. Would you like fries with that? Brain Farts? My brother the Axe muderer.... As@hole squared