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posted 8/5/2007 8:26:26 PM |
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I remember having a brain fart once. Ok so maybe there is the slightest possiblity that I may have had another one, but I'm not admitting to that today. I was a clear day, mid afternoon, and a slight breeze. My left hand was held high above my eyes. My right dangling uselessly at my side. The girls from the neighborhood were talking as most preteen girls do. The guys were scampering about as if on crack cocaine.

I have no idea what I was thinking of at the time. It was a brain fart. The very nature of these things is that your not thinking. Right? As I stood there with my gloved left hand in the air, the hard leather bough ball was rapidly approaching my head. It was lofted high into the air by my friend. It was now my job to place said glove in the path of said ball. If it weren't for the Brain fart, that would have happened.

Nope, the ball that was traveling at near mach speeds was on a direct path to my head. A head that was for the most part filled with air at this point.

I rememeber that there was alot of blood pouring down my face. Interesting how blood feels like water only after it cools down.

The ball had impacted my skull just above my right eye. Perfectly aimed at my eyebrow. The impact had split my eyebrow in half longitudinally. Gashed to the bone. I heard many of my friends parents shouting that I'll need stitches. Yeah, you don't know my mom. I'll be lucky to get a wet towel.

So, 2 butterfly bandaids and 2 weeks and all was better.

And people think I was dropped on my head when I was born.....Ha!

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Aug 5 @ 8:37PM  
I wonder if brain farts are a guy thing, as I have been told we fart all the time Happens to me alot at work, but is usually when I am crawling out from under a desk after stringing wires, and a beautiful woman is sitting there in front of me...

Yea, my family was the same way - if it wasn't broken or gushing blood, don't worry about it. Nothing a little peroxide and a band-aid won't fix. Usually it was wrap it with a bandana, finish getting the cows in, then we will look at it - if it was still bleeding.

Aug 5 @ 8:42PM  
reminds me of the commerical for the beer " rock paper scissors" " I THREW A ROCK !

Aug 5 @ 8:56PM  
I caught one in the jaw once.. hurts like a muthafucker don't it?

Aug 5 @ 9:01PM  
Ow...damn! My 50 lb niece got smacked in the face with a hockey puck once...didn't draw blood, though...she's not a wimp! *snickers* Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Aug 6 @ 12:24AM  
Trust me fellas, Brain Farts are not owned by men, we ladies make more than our fair share, some even blame it on being Blonde.

Home remedies were the mother of invention to most of us. My parents, raising 7 kids didn't have the luxury of running to the hospital for every scrap and bruise. If Mom could see Blood she tended it herself, only that occassional broken bone or internal injury resulted in a hospital visit.

Aug 6 @ 7:32AM  
was gonna post a comment but plum forgot what i was gonna say!!!

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