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My brother the Axe muderer....

posted 8/4/2007 9:17:17 AM |
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I rememeber it very well. I was 4 years old. Living in the required mobile home. Required to maintain my "trailer trash" certification. Although, the bylaws at that time never said anything about lake front homes.

So there I am standing at the foot of the dock with my brother. We are arguing over an object. I think maybe it was closer to fighter over it. We are fullfilling the stereotype by uttering the words, "Mine! Mine! Mine!" to each other. Each one pulling with all his might at the object to gain leverage over the item. When the maturity of my brother took hold of him. He realized that all he had to do was let go. The arguement would be over.

Well, he did just that and I recieved my prize. A double edged axe, like the one Paul Bunion used. Now it takes genetic skill to hold an axe in just the right manner to create a gash over ones eye.

Now you've been subjected to yet another scar story....didn't see that coming did ya?

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Aug 4 @ 9:22AM  
sounds like my sister and I. I was 2 yrs old eating a watermellon with a butcher knife. She decided (she was 4) that I shouldn't be doing that so she grabbed it out of my hand. yep you got it!! Damn near cut my hand if half still have the scar from that one!

Aug 4 @ 9:41AM  
OUCH! My cousin and I were arguing..I was 6, and he was standing outside the window making faces at me..and it made me soooo mad, I punched him through the window, and had 11 stitches. Still have the scar on my hand. Ok, so that was my stupidity..

Aug 4 @ 12:06PM  
I have a scar on my shin made by a rock approximately 3" in size. My brother and I were having a contest to see who could throw a rock at the other and get it the closest without hitting each other. Apparently by all the blood and the scar i still have.....He lost!!!

Aug 4 @ 12:08PM  

Ok, I'm not laughing at the ax thing, although it's kinda funny. I should be included in the list of things that "mom" warned us about. "don't stick your head out the car window, don't run with scissors...and don't wrestle over a double edged ax".

Oh yeah...what I was laughing about was Paul Bunion...It's actually Bunyan, but your spelling is much funnier. Was "Babe" a Blue Ox? or ingrown toenail?


Aug 4 @ 12:41PM  
Nooooooooo!!!!!! babe was a wart!!! get it right man.....


But my spelling is more in line with big Pauls duties. Big axe, calluses, bunions they all go, ummm hand and foot....


Aug 4 @ 3:06PM  
And what happened when Mom found out about all of these encounters?

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My brother the Axe muderer....