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posted 8/4/2007 1:34:20 AM |
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  PrincessKissy

A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego, when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.



The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to go
to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, so I don't want to
keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for
me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."



"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.





Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, -- holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.



With a screech of his brakes the truck driver pulled his truck off
the road, got out, and ran over to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left over, -- so
we went to the movies!!!

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mrknowuwell

Aug 4 @ 1:39AM  
At least she did not spank em.........
Ewe_Wish

Aug 4 @ 1:42AM  


zena343

Aug 4 @ 1:44AM  
she was leaving the spankin' for you to do!!
mrknowuwell

Aug 4 @ 1:45AM  
I do not abuse small primates....I dont care what the SPCA told ya......
ladybootscooter

Aug 4 @ 1:54AM  
ValentineGirl214

Aug 4 @ 7:01AM  
Good One!!
alybai42

Aug 4 @ 8:46AM  
Lisa46

Aug 4 @ 9:29AM  
yep you gotta trust a blonde to do the right thing!
Pudge2you

Aug 4 @ 10:50AM  
heh heh... hopefully they can get some biz done in the back row at the theater!!
Ashinatrix

Aug 4 @ 2:07PM  
But I also took them to lunch....isn't that okay??
We were doin' just fine until one of them decided to rob a fruit vendor.....

And the other one is so embarrassing.....I dont know how you take him anywhere!!!?

Over all............it was an okay day.......

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