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Arrest Yourself.
posted 8/3/2007 8:52:43 PM |
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justme326
*Note not to be taken seriously*
Inspired by Youtube.
If you count out your change to the penny when there's 20 people in line behind you, arrest yourself.
If you say in your profile that you require a responder to have either a profile pic, or to attatch a pic when they respond, and you don't have a profile pic, arrest yourself.
If you send messages to peoples mailbox with one word, arrest yourself. this isn't instant messanger people. How do you expect somebody to respond?
If you ever said "George Lucas raped my childhood" arrest yourself and get a a grip.
If you ever sued a coffee shop because you were too clumsy or not paying attention and spilled your coffee, arrest yourself and stop clogging up the justice system.
If you sue a junkfood maker for making you or your kids fat, arrest yourself. Nobodies holding a gun to your head telling you to eat it.
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Pudge2you
Aug 3 @ 8:57PM
can we substitute the word "arrest" with the word "kill"?
buatbu
Aug 3 @ 9:43PM
I agree with Pudge. Pudge for President.
lunanegra
Aug 3 @ 10:15PM
If you ever said "George Lucas raped my childhood" arrest yourself and get a a grip.
B-b-but...he did!
The Phantom Menace
sucked Jar Jar's balls!
SxzeNewMe
Aug 3 @ 10:22PM
If you send messages to peoples mailbox with one word, arrest yourself. this isn't instant messanger people. How do you expect somebody to respond?
No kidding! I got one today:
What am I supposed to do with that???
justme326
Aug 3 @ 10:25PM
Pudge go right ahead
Lunanegra, yeah PM sucked.
Sxzebbw, yeah I wonder that myself.
plaidskirtluver
Aug 3 @ 11:30PM
a wise man once said: if hypocrisy were a crime, i'm not sure that many of us would be roaming free.
:)
Ewe_Wish
Aug 4 @ 1:01AM
No kidding! I got one today: What am I supposed to do with that???
Well, sweetie, since your email supply ran out, the one thing you wont be doing is writing him back.
Sorry couldnt resist!!
Playguy40
Aug 4 @ 12:37PM
But if you frisk yourself in public, won't you then get arrested anyway?
justme326
Aug 4 @ 7:45PM
But if you frisk yourself in public, won't you then get arrested anyway?
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