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posted 8/3/2007 8:52:43 PM |
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  justme326

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Inspired by Youtube.

If you count out your change to the penny when there's 20 people in line behind you, arrest yourself.

If you say in your profile that you require a responder to have either a profile pic, or to attatch a pic when they respond, and you don't have a profile pic, arrest yourself.


If you send messages to peoples mailbox with one word, arrest yourself. this isn't instant messanger people. How do you expect somebody to respond?

If you ever said "George Lucas raped my childhood" arrest yourself and get a a grip.


If you ever sued a coffee shop because you were too clumsy or not paying attention and spilled your coffee, arrest yourself and stop clogging up the justice system.

If you sue a junkfood maker for making you or your kids fat, arrest yourself. Nobodies holding a gun to your head telling you to eat it.

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Pudge2you

Aug 3 @ 8:57PM  
can we substitute the word "arrest" with the word "kill"?
buatbu

Aug 3 @ 9:43PM  
I agree with Pudge. Pudge for President.
lunanegra

Aug 3 @ 10:15PM  
If you ever said "George Lucas raped my childhood" arrest yourself and get a a grip.
B-b-but...he did! The Phantom Menace sucked Jar Jar's balls!
SxzeNewMe

Aug 3 @ 10:22PM  
If you send messages to peoples mailbox with one word, arrest yourself. this isn't instant messanger people. How do you expect somebody to respond?

No kidding! I got one today: What am I supposed to do with that???
justme326

Aug 3 @ 10:25PM  
Pudge go right ahead

Lunanegra, yeah PM sucked.

Sxzebbw, yeah I wonder that myself.
plaidskirtluver

Aug 3 @ 11:30PM  
a wise man once said: if hypocrisy were a crime, i'm not sure that many of us would be roaming free.

:)

Ewe_Wish

Aug 4 @ 1:01AM  
No kidding! I got one today: What am I supposed to do with that???

Well, sweetie, since your email supply ran out, the one thing you wont be doing is writing him back.

Sorry couldnt resist!!
Playguy40

Aug 4 @ 12:37PM  
But if you frisk yourself in public, won't you then get arrested anyway?
justme326

Aug 4 @ 7:45PM  
But if you frisk yourself in public, won't you then get arrested anyway?


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