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posted 8/2/2007 6:28:04 AM |
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This could be an interesting post. Write what you would do if you were the opposite sex on Adult Match Doctor.

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If I were a woman on AMD...I would be astounded and turned-off by the millions of imbecile men who post pictures of their shlongs and CAN'T SPELL!! W.T.Fuck?! haha

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bentan

Aug 2 @ 6:43AM  
If I were a lady I would first eliminate from consideration guys who think with their dicks and can't take a rejection without getting crude and vulgar. Second I would eliminate all guys who agree with me and suck-up to me all the time just to get me into bed. The remaining group I guess should be small enough for case-by-case consideration for both friends and lovers.
nolimitholdum

Aug 2 @ 8:20AM  
If i was a woman? i would just have to be gay. for i could never give up the ladys
no matter what sex i was
Lisa46

Aug 2 @ 8:22AM  
If I were a man? I would read all of the profile and essay before writing to a woman.
maggiemae1969

Aug 2 @ 8:48AM  
If I were a man , I would send email that shows humor and strength, never critical or demeaning. Letting emails filled with compliments flow .
steelruler

Aug 2 @ 9:49AM  
Are you ever right.

If I were a woman receiving penis pictures and/or email that screamed that the writer could not spell or frame a coherent sentence I would just trash the contact immediately. It has always seemed to me that no matter how good the sex might be you're going to have to talk to these people at some point. It would be a real plus if that person had the ability to communicate in an understandable way.

This lack of skills is not gender specific to males though. Women have just as many problems as men in this area

To quote a close friend of mine, "education are good.".
NachoBaby

Aug 2 @ 10:27AM  
If I were a man on AMD, I would first and foremost, learn to loosen up! Yeah it says free sex up there in the header but that don't mean jack. I would have to treat women as if they were women, not sex toys or belongings. And for shits sake 'Y' I would never comment on a picture of a girl who looks to be 14.
Pudge2you

Aug 2 @ 11:54AM  
If I were a lady on AMD i'd do my very best to get Pudge into bed with me as I'm sure it would be interesting in the very least!
SxzeNewMe

Aug 2 @ 12:14PM  
If I was a man on AMD, I'd round up all the hot sexy ladies on my friends list and have a lickfest!!! LOL Just kidding!


If I was a man on AMD, I'd only write to those who seemed serious about meeting someone like me. I'd be myself and let the chips fall where they may...
belle1010

Aug 2 @ 1:35PM  
Hmmmm If I were a man on AMD I would be honest and sincere. I wouldn't expect for the women here to just jump in bed with me because I want them to. I would take the time to get to know them, and not ALL of them but the ones that i actually have something in common with.

And I agree with Sxze, take it for what it is and let the chips fall where they may.
DoIDetectAHIntOfTuna

Aug 2 @ 2:33PM  
If I were a woman, I definitely wouldn't be on dating sites. The men on those sites are freaks.
Wordsofwit

Aug 2 @ 3:16PM  
If I was female. I would set up very tight blocks on emails from almost anyone based upon demographics. But my blogs would be wide open for comments. Then after reading perspectives on blog posts (to mine and others) and profiles, I would invite people that I would be intereested in knowing to be on my friends lists (that becomes the ticket to email me). I would also individually block obnoxious jerks from posting to the blog after a warning.
frankbarks

Aug 2 @ 4:12PM  
If i were a woman on here, I'd give the polite, employed, educated freaks a read, but no phone #s. I'd get one of his parents names and numbers before meeting, or some other recommendation from who really knows him. Yeah, even adults need some kind of chaperone even electronically, or real. Until she's sure he's no bum, thief, etc..
lunanegra

Aug 2 @ 7:47PM  
If I were a guy here...

Who am I kidding?I wouldn't be here because I'd be in a sticky pool of my own cum.

Seriously,I'd spin sweet and charming words around each and every woman like a cotton candy cocoon.Then I'd make good on my offer by actually not flaking out,picking up the tab for dinner(and the room,if it comes to that)and if not,I wouldn't bitch her out,because women have the right to say no if they like.

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