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posted 8/1/2007 8:09:08 AM |
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  mrlixx

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody
had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities.
Now, after original and proprietary research
they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..... ......... ........ 12 Calories
Without her consent..... ......... . 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....... ......... ........ 8 Calories
With one hand........ ......... ......... .. 12 Calories
With your teeth....... ......... ......... .. 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.... ......... ......... ... 6 Calories
Without an erection.... ......... ...... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.... ........ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...... ....... 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary. ......... ......... ......... .. 12 Calories
69 lying down........ ......... ........ 78 Calories
69 standing up.......... ......... .... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ....... 216 Calories
Doggy Style....... ......... ......... ... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier.. ......... ....... 912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real....... ......... ......... ......... . 112 Calories
Fake....... ......... ......... ......... 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ..... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. ......... ..... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. ..... 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old......... ......... 36 Calories
30-39 years....... ......... ......... 80 Calories
40-49 years....... ......... ......... 124 Calories
50-59 years....... ......... ......... 972 Calories
60-69 years....... ......... ......... 2916 Calories
70 and over........ ......... ........ Results are still pending

GETTING DRESSED AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..... ......... ......... ......... .. 32 Calories
In a hurry....... ......... ......... .... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

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Nutrisse

Aug 1 @ 9:34AM  
That is good information to know!
chocolatemilf

Aug 1 @ 11:14AM  
See..........I knew I was burning calories.................................
Ewe_Wish

Aug 1 @ 11:25AM  
Hey I am all for exercise!!





31sunshine

Aug 1 @ 11:43AM  
Wow....I didn't realize what a work out I was getting!!! I'm gonna have to do that more often.
jezzarae

Aug 1 @ 3:41PM  


I plan on burning lots and lots of calories while I am with you next week.

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