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posted 7/31/2007 12:32:32 PM |
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  Lisa46

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.

THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"

"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."

HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."

" A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."

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CrazyCraveman

Jul 31 @ 1:14PM  
*smacks forehead*

ynot7769

Jul 31 @ 1:32PM  
now i shoulda known....
NightOfOld

Jul 31 @ 1:32PM  



Lisa, Lisa, Lisa

Thanks for the laugh.
bentan

Jul 31 @ 2:24PM  
Well blow me up and away!
Wordsofwit

Jul 31 @ 2:55PM  
Pretty funny. Had not heard since Nixon was president.
borachone

Jul 31 @ 6:04PM  
forgot your meds again didn't ya?
Skipper61

Jul 31 @ 7:21PM  
HEY! Don't pick on us old guys! ROFLMAO.....



Ewe_Wish

Jul 31 @ 8:45PM  
maggiemae1969

Jul 31 @ 11:37PM  
you go girl ......
luv2liclst

Aug 1 @ 2:05AM  
so that's what Iran over!
Looking4ever

Aug 1 @ 2:27AM  
Flew out the window...
MEMEME69247

Aug 1 @ 3:15AM  
Thanks Lisa,,,I needed this laugh,,,,I couldn't sleep,,,so here I sit reading the blogs,,,once again thanks for the emails also...kudos to you babe....

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