TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. 
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. 
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." 
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" 
"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." 
HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."
" A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW." 
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CrazyCraveman
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Jul 31 @ 1:14PM
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*smacks forehead*
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ynot7769
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Jul 31 @ 1:32PM
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now i shoulda known.... 
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NightOfOld
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Jul 31 @ 1:32PM
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa
Thanks for the laugh. 
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bentan
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Jul 31 @ 2:24PM
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Well blow me up and away!
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Wordsofwit
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Jul 31 @ 2:55PM
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Pretty funny. Had not heard since Nixon was president.
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borachone
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Jul 31 @ 6:04PM
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forgot your meds again didn't ya?
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Skipper61
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Jul 31 @ 7:21PM
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HEY! Don't pick on us old guys! ROFLMAO.....
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Ewe_Wish
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Jul 31 @ 8:45PM
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maggiemae1969
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Jul 31 @ 11:37PM
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you go girl ...... 
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luv2liclst
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Aug 1 @ 2:05AM
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so that's what Iran over! 
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Looking4ever
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Aug 1 @ 2:27AM
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Flew out the window...
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MEMEME69247
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Aug 1 @ 3:15AM
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Thanks Lisa,,,I needed this laugh,,,,I couldn't sleep,,,so here I sit reading the blogs,,,once again thanks for the emails also...kudos to you babe....
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