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posted 7/30/2007 6:17:26 PM |
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  nativeamr35

I have great fortune of being told that I'm an ass-hole. Who'd of ever thought, me an ass. In all my wildest dreams I would never have know without the kindness of some stranger tell me how I behave is wrong.

(for those slow on the uptake, that’s sarcasm.) I wear my badge proudly. That badge that many women love to hoist high in the air. The flag of bitchdom. I'm all those names and a few that haven't been created yet. Pill, dickhead, asshole, jackass, jerk, ect...

I decided a very long time ago. That I should and would like who I am. I should and would put myself first in this world. Simply because, no one else ever will.

Now I don't put forth any effort to trip old ladies that are about to cross the street. Nor do I cut people off on the highway. I do drive a slow car, that seems to piss off all those amateur drag racers behind me. But they can kiss my ass. I have never cut in line to get through quicker. I have never tried to return something that I just needed for the day. I have never complained for 30 mins over a $0.99 cheeseburger.

But I am an asshole. Through and through. Just try pissin down my back and see what kind of asshole I can be.

**this post was intended to convey a dry sense of humor. No animals were screwed in preparation for this post. Although, a quart of mayo may or may not have been dropped immediately following this post.

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redbronze

Jul 30 @ 8:09PM  
tooo funny we are all or at least have one asshole in our life.. Smile... Glad to see you join the ranks..
maggiemae1969

Jul 30 @ 8:17PM  
now what kinda response does one leave here?
NachoBaby

Jul 30 @ 9:32PM  
Good to meetcha Asshole.. I'm Da Bitch. Wanna rumble?
DesertSmile

Jul 30 @ 11:25PM  
Everyone needs one good asshole in their life that they can turn to in time of need.

If you are not already taken, please let me know.
Ashinatrix

Jul 30 @ 11:32PM  
Like I need another asshole
nativeamr35

Jul 31 @ 7:16AM  
Every women needs two assholes. One on the bum and one on the couch. That way when one is constipated at least the other is spewing shit.
lakota117

Jul 31 @ 8:05AM  
[B][I]WELL I AM GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE HAS RECOGNISED YOUR ACCOMPOLISHMENTS AND LET THE WORLD KNOW YOU HAVE FINALLY ACHIVED YOUR GOALS IN LIFE ........ KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND REMEMBER YOU ARE ALWAYS GONNE BE REMEMBERED FOR THOSE SMALL BUT REWARDING COMMENTS ...... AND ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THE ANIMAL MOLESTATION THING BECAUSE I HAVE A DISTINCT FEELING THAT SOMEONE WITH A NICKNAME LIKE HORSE HAS A LITTLE BEASTUALITY IN THEM PMSL ....
THIS COMMENT WAS WRITTEN BY A FELLOW NATIVE AMERICAN......
LAKOTA !!!
nativeamr35

Jul 31 @ 10:00PM  
I don't care what them girls say Lak, you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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