How to corrupt the mind of a man.... posted 7/29/2007 9:53:47 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

nativeamr35

I remember her name very well. I should remember her name, she was the first female that I kissed that I wasn't related to. Every one should and does I assume, remember their firsts. But, as you will find out here, sometimes the answer to how I am the way I am, begins long ago.

My first kiss wasn't something that I sought out. It came to me. I warn you, mine is not a story that you'll find in a Disney movie. Mine is filled to the rim with latent hedonism.

The young girl whom received my first pucker ask it of me. I wasn't ready for a girl to ask me to kiss her. I was only 7 years old. I wanted to play with my GI Joe action figures. I thought that was why she came into my room. To play. She said very clearly, "will you kiss me?". I thought about what she had said. I replied to her, "but my mom might see us.". She suggested that we hide under the bed and make out. So I agreed. This young lady was not my peer. She was older than I. To a 2nd grader, she was alot older than I. She was a 4th grader.

We made out under that bed for a long time. Well, a long time to a hyper-active 7 year old. She was satisfied that she got what she wanted and left my house. I didn't give it too much thought. Although, I did tell my brother about it that evening.

A full day comes and goes. The girl returns, this time with a girl friend. She came into my room with the friend in tow. Asks me to kiss her again and her friend. I didn't have to think about it nearly as long this time, "Yes, I'll kiss you both.". So insued a triangle of love for the next month and a half. The three of us playing house, doctor, and every other trio story line that we thought of.

This is how I came of age. With two girls, each wanting me to do thier bidding.

To all who crossed my path and felt the heartbreak that only I can provide, now you know that I am who I am, because of two girls.

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