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posted 7/28/2007 10:29:29 AM |
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An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!

"What powerful rivers"!

"What beautiful animals"!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards
him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He
tripped; fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw
that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left
paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist
cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You
could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen."

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clearlily

Jul 28 @ 10:43AM  


OMG good one. I love it.

almost fell out my chair baby.
South_Of_Main

Jul 28 @ 10:51AM  
Love it!
nolimitholdum

Jul 28 @ 11:04AM  
A ++++ great one
bentan

Jul 29 @ 4:43AM  
lmfao!!

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