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posted 7/28/2007 10:25:01 AM |
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  South_Of_Main

Dear ICANN,

I would like to thank you for all the new top level domain names that you have recently approved. Thanks to your foresight and diligence, in addition to the well known .com, .net, and .org TLD's, we can now attempt to register domain names with top level domain extensions of .mobi, .tv, .us, .biz, .info, .pro, .aero, and even .museum!

While all this is certainly exciting news, there is one top level domain that is blatantly missing from you list of more recent additions. While this particular TLD certainly wouldn't be for everyone (none of them should be you know), it would serve a huge sector of internet users worldwide and therefore would be extremely worthy of your approval.

I propose to you, ICANN, the almighty omnipotent gods of top level domains, that you approve the name .cum as soon as possible. Can you imagine it? People such as us having the ability to create a wesite called We.cum or how about this? ILoveTo.cum or even EatMy.cum Just think, young teens could warn away the adult world by joining a social networking site such as TooYoungTo.cum

While you are at it, come to think of it, we could use even more extensions like .pussy and .cock too!

Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to correcting this oversight.

Sincerely,

South_Of_Main



Pssst! For anyone who may not have known, ICANN is the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers. It is a non-profit corporation that was formed to assume responsibility for IP address space allocation, protocol parameter assignment, domain name system management, and root server system management functions. They are based in California.

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max49

Jul 28 @ 10:35AM  
Hmm I like all of them that you offered especially the .cum one. Go figure LOL.
GryGoast

Jul 28 @ 10:43AM  
well ... see... theres the problem ... thay are baised in california
anomader

Jul 28 @ 12:01PM  
The worlds first cum activist! What will she think of next?
ynot7769

Jul 28 @ 1:37PM  
now who'd a thunk it??
ladybootscooter

Jul 28 @ 2:58PM  
Good one!
Skipper61

Jul 28 @ 9:15PM  
OH FUCK, damn girl, I just fell off my chair laughing! My sides hurt sooooo bad from laughing!

Hugs kiddo!

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regularguy354

Sep 2 @ 10:49AM  
Great blog with so many possibilities in the TLD's you suggest.

ICANN.cum lol priceless!

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