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In town, alone.... come to my room?

posted 7/27/2007 9:37:37 PM |
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  PrincessKissy

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.


"Hello" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.



"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound"



She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

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ValentineGirl214

Jul 27 @ 9:41PM  
Ewe_Wish

Jul 27 @ 9:43PM  
Damn here i thought..................well thats another story




So you dont want to get into the sack with me, is that what your saying?


good joke. Kudos to you.
OdysseusMI

Jul 27 @ 9:43PM  
Darn it all! I thought this might be some sort of solicitation for a last fling on your behalf.








Nice story.
ynot7769

Jul 27 @ 9:46PM  
got my attention...........
NachoBaby

Jul 27 @ 9:58PM  
hey baby.. let me know next time.. I have a strap on and some choco syrup..
borachone

Jul 27 @ 9:59PM  
Standin' in line drinkin' coffee an waitin' with "Y" What's next
bentan

Jul 27 @ 10:05PM  
lol ... although I hear that some hotel receptionists provide additional ... ahem ... additional services to the guests.
NightOfOld

Jul 27 @ 10:18PM  

Now that was exciting for a while.
bentan

Jul 27 @ 10:42PM  
Ok I'm dumb ... I inserted an additional "additional" in my previous comment.
max49

Jul 27 @ 10:44PM  
LMFAO... Good one Crissy. Kudo sugar.
wyldsidewoman

Jul 27 @ 11:02PM  
This is the reason that I use my mobile (cell) phone for any call I make from anywhere including when I stay in hotels on business!

Wordsofwit

Jul 27 @ 11:15PM  
LMAO

I actually had similar mortifying phone experience. Won't go into detail, but the call resulted in the person on the other end of the line saying, "I think you want to talk to my mom."
buatbu

Jul 27 @ 11:31PM  
So! What happened after you pressed 9 and got the outside line?
ladybootscooter

Jul 27 @ 11:45PM  
OMG LMFAO!!!!
oralsucker247

Jul 28 @ 12:23AM  
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Looking4ever

Jul 28 @ 1:27AM  
*snort*
bentan

Jul 28 @ 1:42AM  
lmao ... she ^^^ snorted.
Argit01

Jul 28 @ 3:44AM  
That is an old joke but still quite funny
borty293

Jul 28 @ 3:57AM  
I found that to be extremely funny.....
just4fun6369

Jul 28 @ 7:33AM  
damn that was good
yepper1218

Jul 28 @ 8:57AM  
Too good
frankbarks

Aug 1 @ 6:18PM  
Funny, but suddenly my right hand is free again.

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In town, alone.... come to my room?