People are all the time asking me how I like retirement.
What's not to like about it.
Just consider the following.
Any other retirees have some to add?
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest.
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Lisa46
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Jul 26 @ 5:38PM
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yeah ever since my dad retired all he does is play pool in the winter and fish in the summer and we gotta call and see if he's home before viisting! 
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HollyHummy
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Jul 26 @ 5:45PM
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 two thumbs up....plus more..
cute blog...
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bentan
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Jul 26 @ 6:56PM
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Good man ... do you have to rub it in?
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TattooedRawkStar
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Jul 26 @ 10:24PM
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Damn... I can NEVER find that in the classifieds... they always expect work out of me. Where'd you find such a great gig? 
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hornytoad55
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Jul 26 @ 11:24PM
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Retirement is great. Uncle Sam said go home, put your feet up, Watch tv, and check the mail on payday.
[B][U]I LOVE IT
   
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swyeter
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Jul 27 @ 12:36AM
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Yeah Lisa retirement is great. You just have to save for it so you can enjoy it.
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swyeter
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Jul 27 @ 12:37AM
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HollyHummy, thumbs isn't the only thing that dance gets up.
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swyeter
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Jul 27 @ 12:38AM
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Hey Ben,
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swyeter
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Jul 27 @ 12:39AM
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TRS - it only took 31 years and 4 months working for the government.
But now that it's over it was worth every day.
Only problem is now I'm thinking of getting a job just to get a break.
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swyeter
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Jul 27 @ 12:42AM
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Hornytoad, it is great. But you need to get direct deposit, it's too much work to walk to the mailbox to get the check.
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hornytoad55
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Jul 27 @ 3:20AM
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swyeter you are right I did that last week. Maybe one more trip to the mail box.
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Lisa46
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Jul 27 @ 9:19AM
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well hell hey swyter  did you save any for retirement?? 
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