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The broken bottle

posted 7/26/2007 2:20:30 AM |
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Some of you may have heard this joke before, so I guess it might just be fun to those who have not. It's an old joke that goes.......
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of
course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of
the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You
see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady,
what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours
of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and
asked, How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO SHIT." He said, "Thirty five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?

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Jul 26 @ 2:43AM  
Totally loved it.Well done

Jul 26 @ 7:06AM  

Jul 26 @ 8:18AM  
That was really funny.

Jul 26 @ 12:46PM  
Thanks. I'm glad some of you found it funny.

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