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posted 7/25/2007 9:48:13 PM |
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  DickSlippery

I am developing a deep, burning love for Lindsey Lohan. What began as a simple infatuation, when we (Lindsey and myself) would tease each other back and forth (she by allowing pictures such as this and this 2 be taken…myself by digging through her trash and carting away my treasures 2 enjoy later…), sometimes through the media and other times during anonymous phone calls in the middle of the night and packages left with no return address. We did go through a bit of a rough patch there for awhile, when that slut Britney Spears wuz up 2 her tricks (especially when she wuz hanging out with Paris…), but throughout it all Lindsey and I have never lost our love for one another…

But seriously…I think it iz fairly common knowledge that I don’t mind a naked body. I don’t mind if a woman wants 2 flash her tits or moon her buddies…it really duzn’t bother me. What duz fucking bug me iz when she starts being all hypocritical about the shit. Look bitch…let’s get two things straight. One, don’t flash Ur pussy if U don’t want me 2 look, and two, wear panties. That way I may be able 2 avoid looking up Ur skirt on accident. But U ain’t got no drawers on bitch? It’s a done fucking deal. And don’t be getting all fucking mad at me for looking, either. U knew what U were doing when U waxed that shit last Thursday, bitch! And take this pic, for instance. Fucking Britney Spears has been having her fucking picture taken every second she wuz outside the house for the last ten freaking years. U trying 2 tell me she didn’t have a reasonable expectation of this happening when she climbed N2 the fucking limo with no fucking panties on? Come the fuck on? What will U try 2 sell me next? That Bush really gave more of a fuck about WMDs than he did Halliburton Oil futures, or maybe that Clinton really didn’t fuck the fat chick at the White House Christmas Party?

Which brings me back 2 Lindsey Lohan..if I have 2 live in a fucking fantasy world anyway, It’s gonna be one with a hot chick who will say the coke iz hers

Keeping U posted

DS

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bentan

Jul 25 @ 9:49PM  
Holy cow bro, it's like you disappeared into a wormhole. What's up man?
DickSlippery

Jul 25 @ 9:53PM  
The reports of my demise have been wildly over eggagerarted...

or something like that.

DS
DickSlippery

Jul 25 @ 9:56PM  
Check out the new fat chick! I kill me...

DS
Ewe_Wish

Jul 25 @ 9:58PM  
OMG i was just telling someone today that i missed seeing you around of course that was just before i called the mental health center and made an appt. Good to see you back but you know unless you mention my name in your blogs i dont review yours

by the way while i was surfing around the internet i found a picture of your cat

PrincessKissy

Jul 25 @ 10:05PM  
Damn, I send the man pussy pics to his yahoo and he disappears for a month... WTF? And then doesn't even mention me in his blog. You soooo suck, Dick.
TastyCupcake

Jul 25 @ 10:28PM  
I didn't send DS any kind of nude pic, but yeah, for what the rest of PK said!
dumblonde

Jul 25 @ 10:57PM  
entertaining as shit, as usual, DS....
bentan

Jul 25 @ 10:57PM  
lmao@Dayna's cat gif.
Ashinatrix

Jul 25 @ 11:30PM  
Sunshine79

Jul 25 @ 11:39PM  
Dude.....MISSED YOU!!
Blueyesprkln

Jul 26 @ 12:45AM  
Nurse Rachett says Hi!!!
bentan

Jul 26 @ 2:26AM  
The reports of my demise have been wildly over eggagerarted...

or something like that.

DS

Heh ... I never believed those reports ... Hades wouldn't take you for all the souls in the world.
Looking4ever

Jul 26 @ 2:47AM  
Add me to the growing list of those that have missed your demented ass!
Pudge2you

Jul 26 @ 8:38AM  
Ditto Bro.
belle1010

Jul 27 @ 4:08PM  
Uhhhhh yep me too, I missed ya!

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