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posted 7/25/2007 11:37:11 AM |
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  MissMisty

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.


Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer
was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and
therefore, they
were financially ruined.


Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling
nearly$1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they
were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that
for the more than
three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied
and these were the
results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have given you all my
business!"


That's when she shot him.


You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.

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decaturnooner

Jul 25 @ 11:49AM  
As someone that has been married for 15 years...

I think she has about $2000 saved under this method
Ewe_Wish

Jul 25 @ 11:57AM  
As someone that has been married for 15 years...

I think she has about $2000 saved under this method
well thats close to 7 times seems about right


Great Joke!!! Kudos to you.
decaturnooner

Jul 25 @ 12:02PM  
6.67 I believe...

trust me the .67 is important with her...somehow she even has convince me it counts.

Great joke!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 25 @ 12:06PM  
6.67 I believe...

trust me the .67 is important with her...somehow she even has convince me it counts

Ah, married to an accountant are you?
GryGoast

Jul 25 @ 12:33PM  
or tax assesor
dmbradley1978854

Jul 25 @ 12:43PM  
He was a lucky man to have a woman with such good intentions.
nolimitholdum

Jul 25 @ 12:51PM  
got me
borachone

Jul 25 @ 6:36PM  
My wife and I did the same thing only with $10 when she died we were in the red $100,000 WTF?
Good storyMM
BigFlirt

Jul 25 @ 8:43PM  
Ewe_Wish

Jul 25 @ 8:52PM  
My wife and I did the same thing only with $10 when she died we were in the red $100,000 WTF?
Thats easy she put $10 in everytime that you guys did it and she took $20 out everytime you couldnt. She used the money for viagra. Hey thats what you said anyways.
MissMisty

Jul 25 @ 9:28PM  
L4F you are my hero...that was some funny stuff !
slohand_47

Jul 25 @ 9:33PM  
Decatur..... I think you must have married my ex........ and I didn't have any better luck than you did.

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