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posted 7/24/2007 2:35:18 PM |
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I blogged about the confusion of moist panties with love. I'll further that thought with a deeper voyage into the perverted mind that I live with daily. Often people confuse my questioning of how women behave, to be a longing for something more. I will confess that I do search out my loves true one. But, in the same way I am seeking that lost GI Joe action figure I loved when I was 6 years old. Its not on the top of my list of things to do.....

List of things to do!
1) Cure Cancer
2) Build solar powered space craft.
3) Build time machine
4) Pay off debts

400012) pick navel lint from navel
400013) Find one true love
400014) Recover lost GI Joe action figure
400015) Master Oragami

Some would say that placing this much value on finding someone to live out the rest of my days with, might be a misplacement of priorities. Who knows if that is true. It works for me and thats good enough.

The truely twisted part of my ideals, is in how I view the whole FWB mantra. You see, although I have left a trail of bodies longer than all of the interstate roads placed end to end. I do not (any longer) bounce from bed to bed. Whats this you say, your not a man whore. No, I am not a man whore. I was. But I have sewn my oats and no longer find joy in mounting ever women in the world.

I do however have a grand fondness for plastering some of my baby batter onto the baby factory walls. So whats a boy to do???? Not looking for love, not looking for a fling....????

My personal search is for sheath to habor my sword in. I prefer, ney require a well that doesn't serve the entire community. But such is the plight of a well diggers search.
You see, when I breach the mouth of those hallowed halls of baby brewing, they become an empedage of my staff. Like a armless man who just received his prosthetics. They are one.

In a strange brew of attachment, I find it rather difficult to allow other men to fondle my cod piece. Call me homo-phobic, but it just doesn't sit well with me. With that in mind, my newly found appendage shouldn't be touched either.

This is where a few female listeners find themselves sailing off a shear cliff in what appears to be a very sharp turn.

More to come in future episodes of.....

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Jul 24 @ 3:39PM  
Hmmmmmmmm... Monogamy without commitment... Requires some thought on my part.

Jul 24 @ 5:09PM  
No not monogamy either.....thats another

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