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A story about a Fly, a Fish, a Bear, a Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat

posted 7/22/2007 10:19:20 PM |
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There is a moral to this story......



In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,


"Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist
From the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking,

"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."


There was a bear on the shore thinking,


"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
That fish will jump for the fly...
And I will grab the fish!!"


It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank
Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

"Gosh," he thought,
"if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish leaps for it...
That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish...
I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."


Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one river bank,
but I can tell you there's more....



A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,

"Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish jumps for that fly...
And that bear grabs for that fish...
The dumb hunter will shoot the bear...
And drop his cheese sandwich."


A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
(as was fashionable to do on the banks of
This particular river around lunch time)

"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish jumps for that fly ...
And that bear grabs for that fish...
And that hunter shoots that bear...
And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich...
Then I can have mouse for lunch."


The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he
heads down for the cooling mist of the water.


The fish swallows the fly...

The bear grabs the fish...

The hunter shoots the bear...

The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...

The cat jumps for the mouse...

The mouse ducks...

The cat falls into the water and drowns.





NOW, The Moral Of The Story .............




Whenever a fly goes down three inches...some pussy is gonna be in serious danger.

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ynot7769

Jul 22 @ 10:30PM  
hell after all that readin i was only wondering who's gonna swallow ME

kudos
Ewe_Wish

Jul 22 @ 10:36PM  
hell after all that readin i was only wondering who's gonna swallow ME

Probably nobody since your not willing to pull over.
sugarnspice005

Jul 22 @ 10:40PM  
borachone

Jul 22 @ 10:41PM  

GL4f nice shot
ynot7769

Jul 22 @ 10:42PM  
Probably nobody since your not willing to pull over.


quit takin it personaly
buatbu

Jul 22 @ 11:15PM  
Good One
sumdaysoon

Jul 22 @ 11:37PM  
ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.........that ought to be 3 inches.......
NightOfOld

Jul 22 @ 11:56PM  

pussybanger69

Jul 23 @ 1:37AM  
ha ha ha
BigFlirt

Jul 23 @ 9:37AM  
That was good...
Ashinatrix

Jul 23 @ 12:51PM  
Promise.......??!!!!!
Dominus

Jul 23 @ 1:13PM  
I always like these stories, but I like Ben Franklin's best:

A little neglect may breed great mischief: for want of a nail the shoe was lost; for want of a shoe the horse was lost; and for want of a horse the rider was lost.
Argit01

Jul 23 @ 4:33PM  
LeoLove69

Jul 23 @ 5:48PM  
If I had shared the old joke, the cat would have just got very wet, not drowned. I know it's just a joke, but kitties are cool.

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A story about a Fly, a Fish, a Bear, a Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat