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Jacob and Rebecca

posted 7/22/2007 1:23:09 PM |
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  MissMisty

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do"
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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ValentineGirl214

Jul 22 @ 1:30PM  
Funny!!!
buatbu

Jul 22 @ 1:46PM  
I haven't hear theat one before
ladybootscooter

Jul 22 @ 1:52PM  
good one!
NightOfOld

Jul 22 @ 1:58PM  

ksk72

Jul 22 @ 2:12PM  
That was a funny one
max49

Jul 22 @ 2:30PM  
Ashinatrix

Jul 22 @ 2:43PM  
That is so preciously sad......
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Jul 23 @ 6:24AM  
I agree with everyone else! Good one!

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