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The Color Purple

posted 7/22/2007 2:04:00 AM |

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So I just got done molesting Shawn as I usually do every night but tonight was just so funny I had to share. As I am biting and chewing all over his chest working my way down to my prize I grab his shorts and pull them down when it happened. Now I will admit I don’t normally notice the color of his underwear because I remove them to fast to care but tonight I just happen to look and all I could do was laugh hysterically. Of course he wants to know why when he is just about to get spoiled I start laughing so I say OMG your underwear are purple. Still laughing I say and so is your t-shirt. Now I have to ask “did you do that on purpose?” without hesitation he says “YES” Well after laughing some more I cant help but call him a Metro Sexual

So girls I have to ask if a guy is wearing underwear that matches his t-shirt on purpose, shaves everywhere but the top of his head and has a skin care regimen does that make him Metro Sexual?

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ladybootscooter

Jul 22 @ 2:14AM

Oh yeah! No doubt about it!! But it's okay Shawn your secret is safe with us!!

borty293

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Jul 22 @ 3:41AM

Oh my gawd...next he will be wearing panties...

NightOfOld

Jul 22 @ 5:37AM

Yellow panties with green polka dots are what you have to watch out for

Ewe_Wish

Jul 22 @ 7:51AM

I really wanted to make a smart comment here but to be honest i am laughing so damn hard I cant so i will just agree with you Kim, hes a metro sexual and continue laughing.

Looking is writing down, make sure there are comments of Mr. Purple in her blogs.

ynot7769

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Jul 22 @ 9:03AM

does this mean we're NOT supposed to try an match

Ashinatrix

Jul 22 @ 9:56AM

tetons

Jul 22 @ 10:05AM

Poor shaun. He can't even get any fashion advice from his friends.

purple's just so wrong. too many bizarre connotations. Hopefully he wasn't wearing bib overalls on top!!

PrincessKissy

Jul 22 @ 10:12AM

So girls I have to ask if a guy is wearing underwear that matches his t-shirt on purpose, shaves everywhere but the top of his head and has a skin care regimen does that make him Metro Sexual?

Let's not forget he has admitted his "Preference" for L'Oreal hair coloring!!

If he wasn't shagging you regularly, he'd be mistaken for GAY, not METRO!

Ewe_Wish

Jul 22 @ 10:37AM

does this mean we're NOT supposed to try an match
Ynot, its more important you make sure they are clean than whether they match.

Lisa46

Jul 22 @ 12:31PM

Ynot, its more important you make sure they are clean

and don't buy purple!!

as I think of his christmas gift

StraddleMyNose

Jul 22 @ 1:09PM

Hey now, I usually don't match my t-shirts with my underwear according to colors. lol Besides, nothing wrong with purple.

Just so ya all know I'm somewhat of a slob at home, so I can't always be mistaken for a metro sexual. Sure, I shave here and there, but I see it as a good thing.

And as far as the skin care regimen, I really don't have one. She's always putting hickeys all over me anyway.

max49

Jul 22 @ 2:16PM

I don't wear underwear so I don't have to worry about it matching.

Ashinatrix

Jul 22 @ 4:16PM

I don't wear underwear so I don't have to worry about it matching.
nope, you wear panties

harborlights

Jul 22 @ 4:45PM

Sounds ok, just watch out for the pink g-string with
matching garter belt!

max49

Jul 22 @ 6:14PM

Ashley Be nice LOL.

Ewe_Wish

Jul 22 @ 6:17PM

Sounds ok, just watch out for the pink g-string with
matching garter belt
You mean you havent seen the pictures of him in those?

Max. i'm sorry but those are panties

TattooedRawkStar

Jul 22 @ 6:49PM

Tattooed men in boxers with engine grease under their nails could NEVER be mistaken for a metrosexual.

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