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How does a Man know when He has been Single Too Long? and other stuff posted 7/20/2007 5:36:11 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, humor   Fckmhrdtnght Warning: this blog contains adult humor -- it could be offensive to some people so if you are an offensive person or easily offended or whatever... STOP!! DON'T READ IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY IT'S JUST MY TWISTED THINKING DON'T LOOK REMEMBER, I SAID STOP GO AWAY LAST CHANCE YOU'RE GOING GET OFFENDED DON'T READ OKAY, READ IT -- BUT DON'T COMPLAINT TO ME OR ANYONE ELSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. How does a Man know when he has been single too long? When his "rooster" starts crowing at sunrise. What is a meaningful conversation to a guy who has been single too long? The female voice that tells him about his voicemail messages for his cell phone. What's the best present to give a single guy? Beer What do you give a single guy who is feeling down? Beer What do you use to wash out your single guy's foul mouth? Beer What do you always find in a single guy's fridge? Beer When do single people know when to wash their bedding? It's the whimpering of the sheets in the corner of the room crying "No more!! No more!! What really confuses single people? Why do I have to wash my towels, I'm clean when I use them -- shouldn't they just have to dry? How can you tell if a woman has been single for too long? When she flips through the sale flyers to immediately check if batteries are on sale. What's the best present to give a single woman? Rechargeable batteries with charger. copyrighted Lady Jasmine Jazz Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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buatbu	Jul 20 @ 5:58PM
	I'll have you know I'm single and don't have any beer in my frig. Wine Yes - Beer NO. Plus Bloody Mary mix with Volka, Bourbon, and Rum in the cabinet. My last meaningfull conversation was with one of those talking urinal in a bar. It asked me if I had too much to drink and couldn't drive and I said yes and asked her to give me a ride home.
kozmik_wave	Jul 20 @ 6:32PM
	Is that possible? I'm LOVING IT!!!
kozmik_wave	Jul 20 @ 6:49PM
	ok...I forgot. I was gonna post my own answers here...PLEASE people no offense intended...it's about me! (mostly) My rooster crows all the time anyway... Conversation? A FWB telling me how bad she wants to see me again Best present? head Feeling down? head Wash out mouth? Chimay Trappist Special Reserve (yes it's real beer) In the fridge? custom cuts of filet mignon and fresh yellowfin tuna steaks (really I can afford to eat very well) When to wash the bedding? After a FWB squirts of course! What confuses me? marraige Woman single too long? Is that possible? Best present for a single woman? My rooster!
OdysseusMI	Jul 20 @ 7:58PM
	So you mean to tell me that the woman asking for my password and introducing my voice mail doesn't really want me?
borachone	Jul 20 @ 8:07PM
	BEER na I got my own What the hell are sheets, paper?
JJN4Fun	Jul 20 @ 8:15PM
	What is a meaningful conversation to a guy who has been single too long? The female voice that tells him about his voicemail messages for his cell phone. Now THAT'S some funny stuff!
LilGriz	Jul 20 @ 8:48PM
	You must have talked to my sheets and towels. At least my socks and underware don't run to the basket by themselves.
asexpartnerwanted	Jul 25 @ 10:58PM
	you got me all figured out hon