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Why do single people wash their hands so much? posted 7/20/2007 4:16:29 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse   Fckmhrdtnght Why do single people wash their hands so much? Because you KNOW where your hands have been! When do single people take out their garbage? When the pile of empty pizza boxes is higher than your garbage can! When is it time for a single person to clean their place? When the dust bunnies have declared war and are coming after your ass! How do single people get that warm fuzzy feeling again? Turn on the electric blanket and grab your teddy bear before going to bed. What is the best single person’s meal? Anything you didn’t have to cook yourself! What do single people do when they feel a warm hand on their thigh? Just enjoy, nothing like a good scratch when your leg is itchy. Who do single people call when they see a ghost? Nobody, it’s just nice to have some company for a change. Who are the worst type of singles are out there? Hater Singles ..........................This person is such a major turn-off The Vatican are recruiting them for each one of their churches and nunneries. copyright Lady Jasmine Jazz Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by Fckmhrdtnght: All that Ass Licking? Dancing with Lady J Are YOU "Cheap and Easy?" What does A Man Want? How does a Man know when He has been Single Too Long? and other stuff Why do single people wash their hands so much? I won't go Gold Lady J's list of Sexist things about a Man To all my Darling Friends Come On - Smack My Ass!

NightOfOld	Jul 20 @ 4:37PM
	good ones
chocolatemilf	Jul 20 @ 4:38PM
	Touche' my lady......................
ynot7769	Jul 20 @ 5:35PM
	*ponders if she's been here*
ksk72	Jul 21 @ 5:27PM
	When do single people take out their garbage? When the pile of empty pizza boxes is higher than your garbage can! My ex husbands pile was taller than me when we first started dating