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My husbands grandfather was sick posted 7/19/2007 3:40:16 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   tabuthekat My husband grew up in the south. His grandfather owned a farm in Slapout Alabama, a true country red neck. My husband told me last night about a few conversations his grandfather had with him... Once his grandfather said to him " Show me a man who won't eat his woman and jack his dog off I'll take both of them away from the man. While walking in the corn field one day his grandfather said "Son, if you can't eat it, can't sell it or can't fuck it then let it be, it ain't worth the bother... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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PrincessKissy	Jul 19 @ 3:45PM
	jack his dog off That is so wrong on so many levels
maggiemae1969	Jul 19 @ 3:48PM
	very odd, and is that true "slapout"?
NightOfOld	Jul 19 @ 3:57PM
	A very wise man, or was he ? jack his dog off
jezzarae	Jul 19 @ 4:12PM
	Glad he wasn't my grandfather. Jack his dog off?? Omg that is just totally gross.
Ashinatrix	Jul 19 @ 4:18PM
	" Show me a man who won't eat his woman and jack his dog off I'll take both of them away from the man. Too hilarious!!! You know I git ya!!!
HollyHummy	Jul 19 @ 4:47PM
	jack his dog off, down right awful... Son, if you can't eat it, can't sell it or can't fuck it then let it be, it ain't worth the bother... some of the old timers add "stuff it" to the list...
kaerusan	Jul 20 @ 12:20AM
	This is actually kind of amusing for me ... a few guys I know at work occasionally have video scavenger hunts and think up the weirdest, craziest, yet oddly funny stuff to do for them. One time someone suggested collecting a thimble full of dog semen, only semi-seriously, but it never got taken off the list. So, for some extra points, that dog became their best friend. Of course he returned the favor by trying to mount them while they were doing sit-ups for another part of the scavenger hunt but we'll leave that story until after the kiddies go to bed. hahaha