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My husbands grandfather was sick

posted 7/19/2007 3:40:16 PM |
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My husband grew up in the south. His grandfather owned a farm in Slapout Alabama, a true country red neck. My husband told me last night about a few conversations his grandfather had with him... Once his grandfather said to him " Show me a man who won't eat his woman and jack his dog off I'll take both of them away from the man.

While walking in the corn field one day his grandfather said "Son, if you can't eat it, can't sell it or can't fuck it then let it be, it ain't worth the bother...

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PrincessKissy

Jul 19 @ 3:45PM  
jack his dog off


That is so wrong on so many levels
maggiemae1969

Jul 19 @ 3:48PM  
very odd, and is that true "slapout"?
NightOfOld

Jul 19 @ 3:57PM  

A very wise man, or was he ?

jack his dog off
jezzarae

Jul 19 @ 4:12PM  
Glad he wasn't my grandfather. Jack his dog off?? Omg that is just totally gross.
Ashinatrix

Jul 19 @ 4:18PM  
" Show me a man who won't eat his woman and jack his dog off I'll take both of them away from the man.
Too hilarious!!! You know I git ya!!!
HollyHummy

Jul 19 @ 4:47PM  
jack his dog off, down right awful...
Son, if you can't eat it, can't sell it or can't fuck it then let it be, it ain't worth the bother...
some of the old timers add "stuff it" to the list...
kaerusan

Jul 20 @ 12:20AM  
This is actually kind of amusing for me ... a few guys I know at work occasionally have video scavenger hunts and think up the weirdest, craziest, yet oddly funny stuff to do for them. One time someone suggested collecting a thimble full of dog semen, only semi-seriously, but it never got taken off the list. So, for some extra points, that dog became their best friend. Of course he returned the favor by trying to mount them while they were doing sit-ups for another part of the scavenger hunt but we'll leave that story until after the kiddies go to bed. hahaha

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My husbands grandfather was sick