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posted 7/19/2007 7:11:08 AM |
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I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an
old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too
healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get
ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

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Jul 19 @ 7:37AM  

Jul 19 @ 9:11AM  
mrlixx for President!!!!

Jul 19 @ 10:04AM  
Love It!!!!! Kudos to you.....

Jul 19 @ 10:09AM  
sounds good to me!

Jul 19 @ 10:26AM  

Jul 19 @ 1:25PM  
Er, I am already doing that.
Seriously though I has to take care of my parents in their dotage and my father regressed back into his childhood when he was in his 80's. In fact his mental and physical health declined rapidly when he stopped working in his late 70's and my father being a proud man refused to seek out the medical attention he so badly needed. Had he done so he might have lived into his 90's.

Jul 19 @ 4:40PM  
Great idea Sammie sign me up.

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Something to think about