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Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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LJRite69

Jul 18 @ 9:16PM  
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !

I can put it on with my mouth closed.........
LilGriz

Jul 18 @ 9:43PM  
Hmm, now look what you did, made me have to think for a change.

Why do they call it Menopause when it happens to women?
Lisa46

Jul 18 @ 10:26PM  
Why do they call it Menopause when it happens to women?

Cause when we havin a hot flash Men pause or get hurt!
Loveyoulongtime2

Jul 18 @ 11:25PM  
Good stuff! Every time I have a hamburger I wonder why it's called a hamburger, since it's beef and not ham.
31sunshine

Jul 19 @ 12:22AM  
These are so great, thanks for sharing!!

Why do they call it Menopause when it happens to women?

Cause when we havin a hot flash Men pause or get hurt!

I love this!!!
ShadowMale

Jul 19 @ 12:25AM  
[QUOTE]Every time I have a hamburger I wonder why it's called a hamburger, since it's beef and not ham[QUOTE]

Just in case you were really wondering.... Because it was invented in Hamburg, Germany. Hot dogs are also called frankfurters, or franks for short (named after the city of Frankfurt, Germany, the original frankfurters are made of pork only), or wieners or weenies (named after the city of Vienna, Austria, whose German name is "Wien", the original wieners are made of a mixture of pork and beef).

Anything else?

Sorry.... I just can't help myself....

Signed,
Mr. Nohweet Auwl
PrincessKissy

Jul 19 @ 8:27AM  
Ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob before she kissed you goodnight?
patrick2369

Jul 19 @ 12:49PM  
OMG
That is so sick Princesskissy.
LMFAO

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