Now that's a great line, from one of my top five movies. Nurse Ratchett; one of the all time villians (villianesses ? ), in her sweet & syrupy tones. Of course my favorite line from the movie is when Jack Nicholson is staring at the blank television, giving the play by play to the world series game that Nurse Ratchett won't let the fellows watch. After a stirring string of baseball action terms, Nicholson shouts; "Somebody get me a fu$&ing Weiner, before i die!!" But i digress.
I've decided it's time to give a little something back to the community. I'm in the process of writing a puter program that will take the stress out of summa des peoples lives.
It seems to me there's an awful lot of unmedicated psychosis permeating the site. Normally nice people are flipping out, left and right. And you know that it's a condition of their parole, or work release or whatever; that they take their medication on a regular basis.
But you can guess how difficult it must be for some of these people to remember. They get up in the morning, have to brew their own coffee, no orderlies to tell them what to wear. Then they gotta flip on CNN, or Fox News channel, so they can remember who they hate. It's chaos for them, trying to decide whether they hate the Iraqis, or the Iranians, or the Democrats or the Jews , or the Christians. And if i missed someone there, don't take it personally. I'm just saying.
Of course they have to fire up the computer. I'm pretty sure there isn't a nut house in the country, that'll let a patient out, if they can't prove they have online capabilities. Ya think? And KABOOM!! There they are at AMD, and by that time they realize that out of the 2000 wanna flucks they sent out, yesterday, the only thing in their mailbox is a letter from Svetlana, asking them for money.
So now they are trembling at the keyboard. Bill O'reilly is screaming in their ears, the dog has just crapped in their shoe, and they can't even remember how to spell medication.
That's where i'll take over. I'm gonna talk to the mods, and see if i can catalogue everyone's medication needs. Then, since i got this thing rolling, i'll just get witch y'all about a schedule. And if this works good for everyone, i've got an idea for an invention, for Sir Borty. How about a keyboard that won't function, unless the user is properly medicated? I won't require royalties for that one, dude. It'll be a public service.
So what i'm asking for, til this whole thing gets worked out is this: Blog Naked, if you like ( i Prefer it). practice safe sex, even when you'r alone; and Please, PLEASE: DON'T Turn on the computer, til you Take Your Meds!! Thanks for your time. 
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