AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

BAPTIST COWBOY

posted 7/17/2007 1:01:02 PM |
0 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
tagged: joke
  MissMisty



A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of
BUD. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It
would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in
Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall
Silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist
Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by MissMisty:
Anniversary
~TWENTY DOLLARS~
Jacob and Rebecca
just some cute to brighten your day !
A CLEAN JOKE. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE
BAPTIST COWBOY
Trust
funnies
Jewish Divorce
Only in Arkansas


Comments:

post a comment!

borachone

Jul 17 @ 8:37PM  
Oldie but a goodie as any true Texan know tho it'll be a Lone star LOL good one misty
kaerusan

Jul 20 @ 12:11AM  

I've never heard that one before that is great

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02
BAPTIST COWBOY