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posted 7/17/2007 12:15:31 PM |
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When i moved to AMD, about seven months ago, I was a little apprehensive. I was afraid they'd be kicking down my door in the middle of the night. You know who i mean; all them Sex Starved preverts that are lurking out there.

And right away, my worst fears were realized. I had only been online for about an hour, when there was a scraping at my window. I jumped about ten feet off the chair. Were it not for my erection getting caught on the keyboard, i'd have prolly hit the ceiling.

I walked to the window and saw a goddess!! A tall, statuesque sex monster was in my garden. In the crinkling moonlight i saw the most stunning beauty! Glimmering, golden eyes; big busted beauty. In a Bustier, no less! I watched as she pawed the ground & moaned.

As i was trying to direct her to the front door, she pulled the screen off the window and stepped inside the room. The aura of musk was almost overwhelming. Truth be told, i may have swooned. She advanced on me like the cat she was. Foolishly i backed toward the corner of the room. My naked buttocks touched the far wall ( i had been told that one of the advantages of AMD was that you could Legally blog naked, so i was ready for almost anything. Almost.)

So now, there i was. My worst fears merging with my wildest fantasies. Like that terrible old joke about the inevitability of sexual assault, i thrust my head back and truly enjoyed it!! Since that night, this lady and i have had many return engagements. Some in broad daylight, some in the middle of dinner. But always great.

Other nights have brought other women to the window. Similar stories, similar results. All races and sizes. None bad, All Good. And the most amazing thing; NO Shutouts.

That's right, I said it. Not an evening has gone by when there wasn't someone outside my window.
Thanks AMD.

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Ewe_Wish

Jul 17 @ 12:18PM  
And mapquest directions to your house is what again??


maggiemae1969

Jul 17 @ 12:19PM  
do you live in a ground floor apartment complex?
featherone

Jul 17 @ 12:20PM  
well, i came knocking at your door and you wouldnt let me in!
Ashinatrix

Jul 17 @ 12:23PM  
I don't go to men.....they come to me.....
decaturnooner

Jul 17 @ 12:24PM  
Does anyone have the lyrics to "Turning Japanese"?

I think this is what he is referring to.
JJN4Fun

Jul 17 @ 12:29PM  
Did she purr, too? Did she nuzzle you and stare at you with those glowing eyes - eyes even a cat might be jealous of? Did she whisper to you "wanna fuck", then proceed to peel the lace straps of her bustier over her shoulders to expose her bosom? Did she temp you with sensuous images that to this day linger in your mind? Did she taunt you with sultry, lustful words?

Well? Did she?
Lisa46

Jul 17 @ 12:36PM  
Thank you for not mentioning my name
Argit01

Jul 17 @ 1:27PM  
PK was wondering where ThomasDaCat goes at night, I think we all know now!
maggiemae1969

Jul 17 @ 1:36PM  
well thats funny ASH...... did I tell ya I love you lately?
Ewe_Wish

Jul 17 @ 1:45PM  
PK was wondering where ThomasDaCat goes at night, I think we all know now!
Hey Argit, Thomas just emailed me and sent me a pic to post for him:




His message to you was: Tell G. I'm with His woman, thats where i be at night.



Just giving you the message, dont be killing the messenger.
Mike7m

Jul 17 @ 3:05PM  
This is GOOD, the quirky sense of humor.... y e a h....
Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 17 @ 3:36PM  
Pudge2you

Jul 17 @ 3:40PM  
ohhhhh so now we writing trippy blogs eh? well I'll just have to step outside my norm and try one of these!


P.S.

Damn good one!

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