The Misadventures of LadyJ and Gorgeous Man
LadyJ is sucking on her oxygen mask...
inhaling a lot of air from the oxygen tank.
The paramedics told her that the air should last until morning...
good thing Lady J doesn't smoke, much too dangerous with oxygen...
Actually it is quite a long story,
because when the paramedics questioned
Lady J about her heart rate got so elevated and
what got her heart pounding
they wanted to know why she called 911.
The paramedics didn't believe Lady J's reason
so LadyJ took the female paramedic to her computer
and showed her the guy with the amazing bod picture
well dang, now the male paramedic was treating his female partner.
who had passed out ...
so Lady J had to wait until the female paramedic
recovered before she got treated... talk about true irony.
Thank goodness about the billing for paramedics....
LadyJ has Blue Cross, it was all covered.... eventually.
Actually, Lady J didn't get charged the extra time as long
she promised to show the guy's gorgeous face to the female paramedic
.... when Lady J did, the paramedic, she passed out again...
You see there was another problem is that well, the male paramedic....
he got a glimpse of that guy's main profile pic.... oops sorry, it was truly accidentally
Well, he likes both gals and guys and was try to negotiate a deal for
gorgeous guy, Lady J and him.... then the female paramedic woke up
and heard what her partner was saying and got mad that she hadn't
been included as part of the threesome.
Well, at this point.. excuse me... LadyJ said no.... you see..
any more than two is just such a crowd.. besides they are just too
young and well.... you know... just in too much of hurry about everything...
well, the two paramedics... now they are both mad at LadyJ.. saying
now they are going to charge double... which her medical plan wouldn't cover.
Well then LadyJ got ticked off...she kept her part of the bargain and had
shown the guy's gorgeous face to the female paramedic.
LadyJ said.. in a very stern voice that she would only be billed as agreed
otherwise she would tell their supervisor that they demand sex favors from
her in exchange for lowering the billing charge.... needless to say.... the
original deal was kept.
There is just one problem... LadyJ's laptop... well that lady paramedic... when
LadyJ was arguing with her paramedic partner... she was licking the screen.....
. ewwwwwwwwwww she slobbered all over it.... ick, ick.... took a while to clean...
too bad LadyJ didn't notice before they left.. would have made them clean up the slobber..
*sigh* yes the paramedic is quite cute.. .. the guy is just gorgeous...
kinda reminds LadyJ of gorgeous guy in the picture....
Oh you meant the gal... well truly... she's german gal with heavy build,
got a nice mustache though..quite thick, LadyJ was surprised when she
said that she shaves it every day... ewwwwwwwww
You want her number
1-900-HelgaLovesU
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