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Italian Boy's Confession

posted 7/16/2007 6:20:06 PM |
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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."


The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I
admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd
you get?."

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

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secretpassions

Jul 16 @ 6:25PM  
funny,lol
Looking4ever

Jul 16 @ 6:35PM  
That was pretty cute!
LJRite69

Jul 16 @ 6:53PM  
...Thats messed up.......
djsbartender

Jul 16 @ 7:15PM  
you are the queen of humor
sugarnspice005

Jul 16 @ 7:16PM  
MissMisty

Jul 16 @ 7:56PM  
toooooo funnyyyy
LilGriz

Jul 16 @ 8:41PM  
A budding sales man or politician
miacaress

Jul 17 @ 3:07AM  
you are the queen of humor

wish that everyone got my humor though

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