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Letter to the Governator

posted 7/15/2007 11:51:27 PM |
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I got bored one night and penned a letter to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He has yet to write back. I wonder why!!!!

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
3110 Main St. #300
Santa Monica 90405

Dear Governor,

First off let me tell you that I think you should be the President. Someone with your charisma and skills should be in that office and since there is really no one else with your charisma and skills then it should be a slam dunk.

From bodybuilding champ to Conan to Terminator to Governor of California—you destroy all whom stand in your way!!!

I am sure no one will be able to stop you should you pursue that office. I mean come ON!! Who are the people going to vote for-- some gherkin from Louisiana or the governator?? No one could possibly defeat you!

I am in serious need of a presidential fix. When are you going to conquer those presidential hopefuls??? Good ol’ George Dubya is on his way out!!! He can’t possibly invent any more words can he? His legacy is funky English!!! If someone is going to be in that office he should at least have more than that to put in his memoirs!

I am sure that North Korea wouldn’t be doing such naughty nuclear naughties if they knew YOU were going to be on their case! I bet George or anyone else after the job of President couldn’t carry an entire tree trunk on his shoulders as you did in Commando!!

Please let me know when you plan to terminate the other hopefuls and become President. You would no doubt certainly secure your place on future money by doing so. Someday I would love to spend a “SchwarzenFiver!”

Waiting by my mailbox for your response,


Mark XXXXX

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dmbradley1978854

Jul 16 @ 12:12AM  
He wasn't born in the United States. Because of that; He isn't allowed to be president.
your_lover38

Jul 16 @ 12:14AM  
I know that....it was parody
Fckmhrdtnght

Jul 16 @ 12:22AM  
ShadowsAngel

Jul 16 @ 12:31AM  
*Chuckles*

He wasn't born in the United States. Because of that; He isn't allowed to be president.

The first few presidents weren't born in the United States either... And golly it seems to me that they did the job just fine.

Simply because one was born here doesn't make their "qualifications" any better than anyone else's when it comes to doing the job. *snickers* Look at the job both shrubs did...



your_lover38

Jul 16 @ 12:35AM  
Too bad Jim Varney is dead...he would have made an interesting president...knowhutimean?
Ewe_Wish

Jul 16 @ 1:41AM  
Hey I like the idea of Arnie for president, He would go in and kiss ass in some country and say continue screwing up and I'll be back.


Hell he couldnt possibly do any worse than alot of them have.

Good blog.
dmbradley1978854

Jul 16 @ 12:59PM  
The first few presidents weren't born in the United States either... And golly it seems to me that they did the job just fine.

Simply because one was born here doesn't make their "qualifications" any better than anyone else's when it comes to doing the job. *snickers* Look at the job both shrubs did...


The rules have changed since then.
kozmik_wave

Jul 16 @ 3:56PM  
I just want to see a true Native American for President...not that most of aren't in the technical sense but you know what I mean...wouldn't it be awesome if our country had to honor thier promises? At LEAST give all the National Park land to them to live on, care for and nourish in the traditional fashion without interference or tresspass by anyone.

That Governator is a fraud IMHO, and I was a resident of California and voted for his sorry ass! That mistake I'll admit to.

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